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2013 Razzie Awards Confirms: Kristen Stewart and Adam Sandler Suck

February 26th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Lest you feel that the concluding installment of the Twilight series was unfairly ignored by the Academy, rest assured that it did garner the attention it truly deserves from another influential, if slightly less prestigious source.

The Razzies … the anti-Oscars … the awards?that famously celebrate the worst movies and?performances of the year. Twilight crushed at the 33rd annual Razzies, sailing home with seven of the ten total awards. Congrats, guys.

What makes Twilight’s win so exhilarating is that each of?its seemingly endless succession of?movies has received Razzie nominations over the course of their Hollywood reign, but the franchise never managed to snag any of the principal awards. But, as we all know,?every dog has his day.

U.S. Election 2012: Celebrities Decide Who’s the Boss

November 5th, 2012 By Chris Starr

We’re just mere hours away from the most important day in the United States of America: election day. And of course, there have been screeds – miles of newspaper reports – written about the economic, social, war and foreign policies of the two presidential candidates.

But nowadays no-one gives a shit about that. We’re a celebrity-driven culture. You’re reading HecklerSpray. You want to know who to? vote for not on the basis of the candidates’ positions, but on their celebrity endorsers. Who’s endosring Barack Obama, and who’s for Mitt Romney? Think of it like Celebrity Deathmatch: Politics Edition.

Adam Sandler Bags 11 Nominations At Razzies And Therefore, Should Be Killed

February 27th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

If you’ve enjoyed any film with Adam Sandler in, then frankly, you should be taken to a public square so we can watch your limbs get quartered by horses. What’s left should be chopped up, with the chunks kicked around and mocked by decent, righteous civilians.

And we’re not the only people who have noticed how unswervingly dismal Sandler is.

Impressively, Sandler has got himself a record number of nominations at the Razzies – an awards show that is there to single out the worst films of the year – with an whopping ELEVEN nods.

Film Review: Just Go With It

August 5th, 2012 By Limara Salt

What is the point of Adam Sandler? Sure, there was a time when his mongrel-like face, annoying laugh and humour as subtle as getting diarrhoea in a library was kind-of-okay and sorta charming, but now he’s officially gone too far.

That manchild routine may have been acceptable in the ’90s, but it’s 2011 and mass audiences will not put up with his crap anymore.

OK that’s a lie; his films always gross an obscene amount of money which convince people to finance his future films and leave those with any sort of taste weeping in the corner while trying to understand why the world is such a depressing place.

Heidi Montag To Add Another Broken String to Her Bow

March 18th, 2010 By Steve Charnock

Jennifer Aniston used to get paid $1,000,000 for every episode of Friends she flipped her hair and whored about in.

Adam Sandler has appeared in some of the highest-grossing film comedies ever and won acting plaudits for more serious roles in movies like Punch-Drunk Love and Funny People.

Nicole Kidman has a Best Actress Oscar.

AND NOW THEY?RE ALL APPEARING IN A FILM WITH HEIDI MONTAG!

Leave Tom Cruise Alone, Say Other Rich And Famous People

March 31st, 2009 By C J Davies

Not everyone, it seems, shared hecklerspray's reaction to the recent Tom Cruise Scientology video (which happened to be a mixture of hilarity and genuine fear, particularly when he burst into the sort of laughter you'd expect from a Lord Of The Rings baddie. Or maybe Xenu himself).

A lot of Hollywood-types are getting mightily annoyed that the media has been poking fun at a pompous, overpaid millionaire with Christ-like delusions of grandeur and eyes so scary they should have their own Japanese horror franchise.

Major US magazine People has rounded up a bunch of celebrities who want to let the whole world – or just soccer moms thumbing through a copy at the checkout – just how goshdarn annoyed they are.