Now we all know who the American Idol top four will be, there’s no need to watch for the next two months.
Unless, you know, you’re a masochist. But credit where credit’s due, American Idol is determined to make the long, flat ride to the inevitable Danny Gokey victory interesting. Wait, did we just say ‘interesting’? Because we actually meant ‘so flesh-meltingly horrific that if any of us survive it with all of our senses intact it’ll be a great big bloody miracle’.
Last night was Country Night on American Idol. And, yes, it was as awful as it sounds.
