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Adam Lambert Wanted His Album Cover To Look Like That, Honest
The artwork for Adam Lambert's new album For Your Entertainment has already kicked up one hell of a fuss. Why? It's simple. It looks like one of those awful transfer-print T-shirts that people who like wolves buy from tatty market stalls. It looks like something that the redneck wife of a professional wrestling fan would airbrush onto the back of her leather jacket. It looks like a poster that someone you hate would buy. It's bizarre. But it's OK, because Adam Lambert says it's all deliberate. Unfortunately it means that Kris Allen's new album artwork will now probably show him covered in glitter and bumming a unicorn, but we'll deal with that when we have to.
The artwork for Adam Lambert's new album For Your Entertainment has already kicked up one hell of a fuss. Why? It's simple. It looks like one of those awful transfer-print T-shirts that people who like wolves buy from tatty market stalls. It looks like something that the redneck wife of a professional wrestling fan would airbrush onto the back of her leather jacket. It looks like a poster that someone you hate would buy. It's bizarre. But it's OK, because Adam Lambert says it's all deliberate. Unfortunately it means that Kris Allen's new album artwork will now probably show him covered in glitter and bumming a unicorn, but we'll deal with that when we have to.
Adam Lambert’s Whiny New Song Leaked Onto The Internet
A warning: if you don't like fat teenage girls with silly emo haircuts and black nail polish, stay inside during November. They'll be out in force. Not only is New Moon coming out - which, let's face it, would be bad enough by itself - but it's also when For Your Entertainment, the first album from stupid-haired screeching emo vampire American Idol loser Adam Lambert, is being released. And Adam Lambert's first single has just been leaked onto the internet. It's called Time For Miracles. So long as that miracle involves the entire internet being deleted just to stop us from hearing it, we couldn't agree more.
A warning: if you don't like fat teenage girls with silly emo haircuts and black nail polish, stay inside during November. They'll be out in force. Not only is New Moon coming out - which, let's face it, would be bad enough by itself - but it's also when For Your Entertainment, the first album from stupid-haired screeching emo vampire American Idol loser Adam Lambert, is being released. And Adam Lambert's first single has just been leaked onto the internet. It's called Time For Miracles. So long as that miracle involves the entire internet being deleted just to stop us from hearing it, we couldn't agree more.
Adam Lambert Releases Brand New, Four-Year-Old Debut Album
We're just the same as you. Since he won American Idol, we've been eagerly anticipating Adam Lambert's debut album too. Hang on, what do you mean Adam Lambert didn't win American Idol? And what do you mean Adam Lambert recorded his debut album On With The Show four years ago for a small independent record label and it's about to be released against his wishes? Wow, we really didn't know as much about Adam Lambert as we thought we did. Still, at least we can all agree on one thing about Adam Lambert - he must love his wife very much.
We're just the same as you. Since he won American Idol, we've been eagerly anticipating Adam Lambert's debut album too. Hang on, what do you mean Adam Lambert didn't win American Idol? And what do you mean Adam Lambert recorded his debut album On With The Show four years ago for a small independent record label and it's about to be released against his wishes? Wow, we really didn't know as much about Adam Lambert as we thought we did. Still, at least we can all agree on one thing about Adam Lambert - he must love his wife very much.
What? Adam Lambert Is Gay? How Is That Even Possible?
OK, that's it. Adam Lambert has had enough of the speculation. He's going to put an end to this right now. For weeks, Adam Lambert has been forced to endure all kinds of unwanted media speculation over his sexuality. And now he's reached the end of his tether. Nobody should suffer the torment he's been put through. And that's why, on the cover of Rolling Stone, Adam Lambert has stated once and for all that he definitely isn't gay. Wait, what? Adam Lambert said he is gay? Really? But that doesn't make any sense! His nail varnish is so masculine!
OK, that's it. Adam Lambert has had enough of the speculation. He's going to put an end to this right now. For weeks, Adam Lambert has been forced to endure all kinds of unwanted media speculation over his sexuality. And now he's reached the end of his tether. Nobody should suffer the torment he's been put through. And that's why, on the cover of Rolling Stone, Adam Lambert has stated once and for all that he definitely isn't gay. Wait, what? Adam Lambert said he is gay? Really? But that doesn't make any sense! His nail varnish is so masculine!
Adam Lambert To Reveal What Sort Of Girl He Likes, Or Something
There's a question around Adam Lambert. A big question. A big, throbbing, veiny question. But not for much longer. Ever since he first stepped into his initial American Idol audition, speculation has gone wild over one aspect of Adam Lambert's life. It's divided fans, galvanised the media and made him the most electrifying American Idol contestant for years. That question, of course, is this - what does Adam Lambert put in his hair? Seriously, that 'do is fierce. And Adam Lambert has promised that he'll reveal all in his forthcoming Rolling Stone cover story. Or maybe his boyfriend will answer instead.
There's a question around Adam Lambert. A big question. A big, throbbing, veiny question. But not for much longer. Ever since he first stepped into his initial American Idol audition, speculation has gone wild over one aspect of Adam Lambert's life. It's divided fans, galvanised the media and made him the most electrifying American Idol contestant for years. That question, of course, is this - what does Adam Lambert put in his hair? Seriously, that 'do is fierce. And Adam Lambert has promised that he'll reveal all in his forthcoming Rolling Stone cover story. Or maybe his boyfriend will answer instead.
Adam Lambert Holds A Bloke’s Hand: World Gets All Like “Whaaaa?”
Oh God. Adam Lambert, you're a disgrace. A disgusting disgrace and a total affront to humanity. You make us ill. How could you, Adam Lambert? How could you - we can barely bring ourselves to say this - dance in the same club as Ryan Phillippe's stupid face? We don't mind you dancing in the same club as Ryan Phillippe behind closed doors, but going out and rubbing our noses in the fact that you enjoy dancing in the same club as Ryan Phillippe? Ugh, Adam Lambert. Ugh. Incidentally, Adam Lambert was there dancing with a man. Apparently he's gay or something.
Oh God. Adam Lambert, you're a disgrace. A disgusting disgrace and a total affront to humanity. You make us ill. How could you, Adam Lambert? How could you - we can barely bring ourselves to say this - dance in the same club as Ryan Phillippe's stupid face? We don't mind you dancing in the same club as Ryan Phillippe behind closed doors, but going out and rubbing our noses in the fact that you enjoy dancing in the same club as Ryan Phillippe? Ugh, Adam Lambert. Ugh. Incidentally, Adam Lambert was there dancing with a man. Apparently he's gay or something.
Adam Lambert Gay? Yes Bloody Definitely Yes, Says Kara DioGuardi
Even though American Idol finished long ago, one question remains. That question is 'Seriously? No Boundaries? What were they thinking?' Oh, and the other question is 'Is Adam Lambert gay?' It's still a hot topic of conversation - in fact, internet research shows that when it comes to things that are nobody's business about a man we'll never hear about again from a TV show that's already ended, Adam Lambert's sexuality is one of the highest-trending subjects. At least that was before Kara DioGuardi inadvertently told everyone watching The View that Adam Lambert is as gay as can be yesterday. Whoops.
Even though American Idol finished long ago, one question remains. That question is 'Seriously? No Boundaries? What were they thinking?' Oh, and the other question is 'Is Adam Lambert gay?' It's still a hot topic of conversation - in fact, internet research shows that when it comes to things that are nobody's business about a man we'll never hear about again from a TV show that's already ended, Adam Lambert's sexuality is one of the highest-trending subjects. At least that was before Kara DioGuardi inadvertently told everyone watching The View that Adam Lambert is as gay as can be yesterday. Whoops.
AT&T (Possibly) Ruins Adam Lambert’s Entire Life Forever
You may still be perplexed about Kris Allen winning American Idol. If you are, we have some wonderful news. That news is this - you clearly have nothing to do apart from fret over the result of a rubbish television show that you can come and mow our lawn for free if you like. Oh, and also it might have been AT&T that gypped Adam Lambert out of winning American Idol. Obviously it might have also been the fact that Adam Lambert pulls a face like a fat baby choking on a shoelace when he sings, but let's blame AT&T anyway.
You may still be perplexed about Kris Allen winning American Idol. If you are, we have some wonderful news. That news is this - you clearly have nothing to do apart from fret over the result of a rubbish television show that you can come and mow our lawn for free if you like. Oh, and also it might have been AT&T that gypped Adam Lambert out of winning American Idol. Obviously it might have also been the fact that Adam Lambert pulls a face like a fat baby choking on a shoelace when he sings, but let's blame AT&T anyway.
