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Rachael Ray’s Scarf Is Totally A Terrorist, Or Something
Now we've never seen Rachael Ray's TV show or read any of her books - we're not even exactly sure who she is - but that bitch is a freaking terrorist. Why? Because Rachael Ray will only be happy when the charred remains of the western world are enslaved by evil democracy-shunning, freedom-hating Arabs. This is a well-established fact. How do we know this? Because Rachael Ray was recently seen in a Dunkin' Donuts advert wearing a scarf that, if you get far enough away from it and squint, looks vaguely like the kind of thing that Yasser Arafat used to wear, even though it's flowery and made of silk. What that means is that Rachael Ray is the worst kind of terrorist bitch from hell and should probably be executed in public for her implied beliefs. Or so we're told.
Now we've never seen Rachael Ray's TV show or read any of her books - we're not even exactly sure who she is - but that bitch is a freaking terrorist. Why? Because Rachael Ray will only be happy when the charred remains of the western world are enslaved by evil democracy-shunning, freedom-hating Arabs. This is a well-established fact. How do we know this? Because Rachael Ray was recently seen in a Dunkin' Donuts advert wearing a scarf that, if you get far enough away from it and squint, looks vaguely like the kind of thing that Yasser Arafat used to wear, even though it's flowery and made of silk. What that means is that Rachael Ray is the worst kind of terrorist bitch from hell and should probably be executed in public for her implied beliefs. Or so we're told.
Badvertising: Curtain Factory Outlet
What kind of story do you tell your kids? The one about Goldilocks and the Three Bears, maybe? The timeless tale of Jack And The Beanstalk? Or that really silly, utterly implausible one about the guy who created the entire Earth in six days, can read your thoughts at all times and will strike you down ...
Lindsay Lohan ‘Pissed’ Over (Usage Of) Her Own Face
Lindsay Lohan is angry because an image of her drunken, villainous face has been used in an effort to teach America that ‘not all alcohol users are as irresponsible as people like Lindsay Lohan’ in a full page advert in USA Today on Friday. The ad was part of a campaign against legislation for convicted drunk-drivers to have ignition interlocks installed (a device that measures a driver's blood alcohol level before their vehicle can start) and was funded by the American Beverage Institute, a trade group that supports the interests of the alcohol industry. Why is the alcohol industry having a go at Lindsay Lohan? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. What’s next; the American Cake Institute denouncing Rosie O’Donnell? Madness.
Lindsay Lohan is angry because an image of her drunken, villainous face has been used in an effort to teach America that ‘not all alcohol users are as irresponsible as people like Lindsay Lohan’ in a full page advert in USA Today on Friday. The ad was part of a campaign against legislation for convicted drunk-drivers to have ignition interlocks installed (a device that measures a driver's blood alcohol level before their vehicle can start) and was funded by the American Beverage Institute, a trade group that supports the interests of the alcohol industry. Why is the alcohol industry having a go at Lindsay Lohan? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. What’s next; the American Cake Institute denouncing Rosie O’Donnell? Madness.
Badvertising: Legend Of Zelda
It's so easy to hate, you know. Just take a look at hecklerspray's regular Badvertising feature, in which we take commercials presently oozing from your television screen and vehemently assert how rubbish they are. It's a non-stop loathefest. And we're tired, people. Tired. So. We've decided to take a short break, see. Instead of showing you something ...
