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Ryan Phillippe To Have Sex With A DNA Machine To See If He’s A Daddy Or Not

by Mof Gimmers

Ryan Phillippe might be a daddy! Hurray! Where do we send a card of congratulations? He must be so thrilled at the prospect of being responsible for yet another human shaped disappointment into the world! But wait! What’s this? His ex, pregnant model-cum-actress Alexis Knapp, is saying that the thing growing inside her was put [...]

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Halle Berry’s Ex, Gabriel Aubrey, Seems To Be A Jealous Little Chump

by Mof Gimmers

So, Halle Berry has been accused by some of being a dirty racist for believing in the ‘one drop theory’, while her ex, Gabriel Aubrey has also been accused of being a racist because he wants everyone to say his daughter is white. Personally, we don’t care what colour it is. We just want it [...]

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Kim Kardashian Unhappy To Get Caught Up In Halle Berry Custody Case While Ex Allegedly Insists That Not White Baby Is White

by Mof Gimmers

Halle Berry’s custody case is one of the most boring stories to hit the headlines, ever. Much like her career actually. And so, to liven the whole thing up, Kim Kardashian’s name is being thrown around for absolutely no reason at all. That’s how low this story has sunk. With accusations of racisms blowing around [...]

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Halle Berry’s Ex, Gabriel Aubry, Is Being Accused Of Being A Massive Racist

by Mof Gimmers

Yesterday, we talked about what a gigantic spoilsport Halle Berry is. She selfishly decided to act like an adult and not air her filthy linen in public, leaving us to guess why she was worried about the safety of her daughter when with her ex-bloke, Gabriel Aubry. Well, no thanks to Halle, but rather, a [...]

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We Hate Halle Berry Because She Only Gives You Half The Gossip About Custody Scrap

by Mof Gimmers

Halle Berry is a well fancied woman. That’s because she looks like a white man designed her, ironing out all the blackness out of her, save only her tone. And she’s really boring. She’s such a crashing bore that sometimes, we prefer conducting conversations with the dead flies on our windowsill. And so, with a [...]

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Zooey Deschanel Sues Someone While Looking Really Rather Lovely

by Mof Gimmers

Oh Zooey Deschanel. hecklerspray is usually mean to celebrities, but we can’t find it in ourselves to be nasty to you. You’re so very lovely. And attractive. Lovely, quirky, awkward and attractive. Very attractive. What an attractive face you have. Did we mention she was attractive? Attractive Zooey, despite her silly name, sings attractively in [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Haunted Princess Theatre

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Frederick Baker was an opera singer – and he loved his job. He enjoyed it so much, in fact, that he still [...]

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Rupert Grint’s Genitals Bravely Cast In New Film

by Shawn Lindseth

hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full.

On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin’ paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we’re on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film.

We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all.

Oh you read that right.

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Actor Strike: Hollywood’s Weird, Slightly Crappy Civil War

by Stuart Heritage

Previously, the only way you’d see Tom Hanks fighting Mel Gibson was to watch the unmade movie Forrest Gump Punches Mad Max In Space.

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TR Knight Runs Away From Grey’s Anatomy Forever

by Stuart Heritage

As everybody knows, although onscreen Grey’s Anatomy can be almost fatally tedious, off-screen Grey’s Anatomy is brilliant.

You want a comparison? OK. Onscreen, the latest episode of Grey’s Anatomy revolved around a bunch of doctors wondering who’d be asked to perform some surgery on a patient. For approximately the billionth time.

But off-screen? Off-screen the latest episode of Grey’s Anatomy revolved around dollop-faced actor TR Knight throwing the mother of all strops and walking off the show because nobody’s giving him the attention that he obviously deserves. See – which one would you watch? Oh, neither? Actually, us too.

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