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Aaron Carter Comes Out As Bi; No One Cares But Me

August 8th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

After years of taking his party to the next level and getting arrested a million fucking times, Aaron Carter recently made a bold and brave announcement in regards to his sexuality that I’m sure only I really gave a shit about since not even Aaron’s own family listens to his shit anymore.

After a messy public break-up with his girlfriend, Aaron decided to take to Twitter this past Saturday night to open up about his sexuality. And if you’re wondering why it took me three days to care enough about this shit to blog, I’m getting to that…

Aaron Carter Chose A Paycheck Over Nick’s Wedding

April 14th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

In their quest to continue to make me feel old as hell, the Baby Spice of the Backstreet Boys got married this weekend.? Nick Carter became legally bound to some “fitness expert/actress” (Funny, I don’t see that option on my tax forms) on Saturday, and in true stunt fashion, they had it paid for in return for filming.

But the real side eye comes from the fact that Nick’s worse for wear in the face younger brother Aaron, aka MR HILARY DUFF 4 LYFE, was missing from the nuptials.? It seems someone actually wanted to pay Aaron to perform, and this wasn’t at a Betty Ford clinic.

Aaron Carter Thinks It’s 2001 And He Still Has A Shot With Hilary Duff

March 10th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

?Way back before Harry Styles broke Taylor Swift’s heart, there was another tween heartthrob causing girls to cry into their Ben & Jerrys and write badly composed sad songs with three chord progression.?

It was 2001, and that tween was Aaron Carter, the younger, much less talented brother of Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter.? The heart he broke belonged to Disney sweetheart, Hilary Duff, who he cheated on with future Queen of Trainwrecks, Lindsay Lohan.

It was like the underage version of the Jen/Brad/Angelina triangle.? With much more body glitter and brightly colored?stretchy chokers.

Aaron And Nick Carter, Now Very Much Crying With Awful Grief

February 2nd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

And now, some news that should leave you feeling utterly confused and unsure of how to feel. Basically, this will either sadden you or make you wonder whether you should give the slightest shit about it all. And it involves Nick and Aaron Carter.

The rub is this:?Leslie Carter, the sister of Aaron Carter and former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, has died in upstate New York aged 25 years old.

What gives?

Aaron Carter Sampled Michael Jackson’s Jesus Juice (And Possibly More)

July 1st, 2011 By Kris Silver

There was a time, not so long ago, when Justin Bieber didn't exist. It's hard to believe we know, but it's true. ?But who did you have to provide annoying bubblegum pop that sent tweenage girls hearts a flutter?? We hear you ask.

The answer is simple, Aaron Carter. He was the brother of a Backstreet Boy, wore a backwards baseball cap and he had Bieber?s trademark mix of a baby face, blond hair and an unthreatening charm that saw him climb the charts with such sweet puppy love anthems as, ?I Want Candy,? and, ?Crazy Little Party Girl.?

Naturally all of this made him a target for Michael Jackson.

Aaron Carter Enters Rehab And Everyone Tries To Remember If He Was The Child Singer Or The One In That Boyband

January 24th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Aaron Carter? Yeah, he was that pint-sized little squirt who burst briefly onto the pop-scene with his Hitler Youth haircut and tiny little gurning face and made literally dozens of girls scream until their undercrackers needed incinerating.

Well, like all good child-stars-who-grow-up, Aaron Carter has decided to become a train wreck of an adult.

That’s right! Now that fame has left him like a cruel other half running off with someone younger, more sprightly and better looking, Aaron has decided to kill the melancholy in his mind with a series of addictions, thereby, giving us all the chance to sneer at him because his problems are different to ours.

Dancing With The Stars Ejects Aaron Carter, Thank God

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Admit it – for a moment there you were worried that Aaron Carter was going to win Dancing With The Stars.

It’s OK, we were worried too. Just the thought of renewed public validation of Aaron Carter filled us with absolute dread. What if he was allowed to bring back his reality TV show House Of Carters? What if he got to re-release his album Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)? What if he was driven so berserk by renewed fame that he started legally emancipating his parents again?

Well, relax. Aaron Carter was kicked off Dancing With The Stars last night. We’re in the clear.

Dancing With The Stars Loses Irvin and Dacascos. Oh Well.

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Last night, Michael Irvin and Mark Dacascos were eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

We’ll just give you a minute to Google Michael Irvin and Mark Dacascos so you know who they are, and then we’ll continue. Ready? OK, Michael Irvin and Mark Dacascos, who are… no, wait, it’s gone. We’ll just Google their names again. Hang on. Oh, one’s an American footballer and the other’s the Iron Chef guy.

Anyway, the footballer and the Iron Chef guy – whose names we have already forgotten – were kicked off Dancing With The Stars last night. That’s basically the gist, more or less.

Dancing With The Stars Ejects Natalie Coughlin, Whoever She Is

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Oh Natalie Coughlin, we hardly knew you. No, literally, we’re still not completely sure who you are.

And now you’re gone. Last night Natalie Coughlin became the latest celebrity to be voted off Dancing With The Stars, after a nail-biting dance-off with Aaron Carter. So in many ways she’s lucky that she only went home, because we’ve always been of the understanding that anybody who is worse than Aaron Carter at anything at all should be smacked on the head and thrown to the lions.

In other Dancing With The Stars news, Kelly Osbourne hasn’t been eliminated yet. We know! Weird!

Dancing With The Stars: Kelly Osbourne Ballses Everything Up

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Getting Kelly Osbourne on Dancing With The Stars this year was nothing short of a masterstroke. We mean that.

Someone wins whatever happens. If Kelly Osbourne goes on to win Dancing With The Stars, it’ll be an epic display of triumph over adversity. And if Kelly Osbourne does terribly at Dancing With The Stars, clattering around the dancefloor week after week like some kind of epileptic Weeble until the judges do the decent thing and shoot her like a knackered racehorse, then it’ll be exactly what everyone expected.

Last night Kelly Osbourne did the latter. Which works out best for us, really.