There’s not many things that can plaster a great big dribbling grin on your face, quite like the theme tune to Sesame Street can. Everything about the show is brilliant from top to bottom. That’s why anyone who is famous wants to appear on it. Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder, John Candy, Tom Hanks and C3PO have all stepped foot on the famous street.
So who might be next?
Well, Sesame Street is not a show to disappoint as they’ve lined up some seriously famous faces along with some ace segments that’ll lampoon shows that are squarely aimed at adults who still tune in. Read More >>>
Spider-Man reboot(with an awful third film, awful MJ, awful CGI and awfully long running times, they should return to the clean, simple Nicholas Hammond way of doing things)
North Face’s sales figures (their jackets are worn by every newsreader doing an outside broadcast during this big freeze. Always nice to see some individualism)
Cinema vouchers (the sort of useful present no-one ever buys us for Christmas. Instead we get Lynx; Lynx and truffles from Aldi. So we’ll be fat and smell like a white van man)
Creased:
Binge drinking (it’s not big, it’s not clever and you’ll probably piss yourself)
If we had the chance to meet Mr T, we’d literally collapse in excitement and piss ourselves until our bladder was dry. However, after watching his latest commercial, we’d really just want to know where it all went wrong.
We all know and love Mr T as B.A Baracus from The A-Team, where every week he’d literally go ape-shit on all the evil-doers and make sure they’d never trouble the orphanage, little Jimmy or your mum ever again. He’s such a hard bloke that we’d never dream of even challenging him to a game of paper, stones and scissors. Probably because he wouldn’t use any of those three tools. He’d just use the fourth weapon of pain to kick our arse.
Don’t walk 500 miles, take a train.
