Say stop when this story gets exciting. Catherine Zeta-Jones is in a musical. It’s set in 19th century Sweden.
It features the song Send In The Clowns. At one point last week Catherine Zeta-Jones accidentally flashed the audience. Some songs in the musical employ compound meter, with a time signature such as 12/8. That’s right, the exciting part of this story is that Catherine Zeta-Jones’ musical occasionally employs compound meter, with a time signature such as 12/8! Exciting!
Oh, and also we suppose the bit about Catherine Zeta-Jones getting her boobs out is exciting too, if you like seeing things that Michael Douglas has had his mouth on.
