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Mariah Carey Nudes Are Just Way Too Hot (35 PICS)

If you were born in the 90s, you probably fantasized about Mariah Carey while singing in the bathroom or lying on your bed with her album playing on the stereo. You might have even imagined her naked. No, you didn’t? Well, we definitely did.

One of the best-selling female singers of all time. New York born Mariah Carey has won a ton of awards and is known for her powerful five-octave vocal range. Most people don’t know this but even though she totally looks like a white girl, she’s half-black. Not that it matters but people ALWAYS bring it up on internet forums which means its kinda important to mention. Or not.

The Christina Aguilera Nudes You Are Looking For (19 PICS)

Were you around during the Britney vs. Xtina glory days of the 90s? If you’re a Christina Aguilera fan, put your hands up. That’s it. And slowly put them down and relax. Sit back and take a deep breath. You’re going to see Xtina nude. It’s going to be a wild ride.

The 90s Aguilera is the best Aguilera. Slim with a taut waist. Dirty blonde hair with streaks of black. Micro braids and semi-dreadlocks. She did midriff-baring better than anyone else. She was at the absolute peak of her youth and powers. Even better than a vagina flaunting Britney Spears.

Seeing Winona Ryder Nude is a Dream Come True (7 PICS)

Winona Ryder. Just the mention of her name makes us feel nostagic. She was the Generation-X Queen of the 90s. No-one else acted in so many iconic films of the lost generation. She’s the very first Manix Pixie Gream Girl, the one who inspired millions of girls to cut their hair short so they looked grungey and cool. We could go on and on.

Beetlejuice, Heathers, Edward Scissorhands, Dracula, Reality Bites, Little Women, Girl, Interrupted, Johnny Depp, shoplifting arrest, Star Trek, Black Swan and the list goes on.

7 Awesome 90s Cartoons Too Cool for TV Now

September 25th, 2012 By Gavin Bard

Despite all the advances in technology and the inevitable but plodding progress towards a society that doesn’t treat huge swatches of its population like second class citizens who are allowed to starve to death, there is one thing that just keeps getting worse and worse. Something that is so fundamentally important to the development of our children and our culture that its decline in quality is a legitimate societal tragedy.

Cartoons.

Those of us thickly in the middle of our 20s were spoiled, spending our formative years watching Saturday morning cartoons that really pushed boundaries and tried to be as subversive as possible.

S Club 7 To Reconvene, Hecklerspray’s DIY 90s Pop Reunion Template Article

March 22nd, 2012 By Sophie Hall

So that’s Blue, Steps, Spice Girls, Take That, No Doubt, 911 (Really?), Soundgarden (Jesus…), ‘Space’ (WHAT) and Babylon Zoo all reunited and back in our hearts once again. For the good of music.

The dream team are back. (Not ‘the Dream Team’ though. Just the idiom.) What an incredibly unexpected blast from the past! What a lovable foray back into 90s kitsch! What a beautifully orchestrated look into the disenfranchised work ethic of the average mid-30s misogynist. Soundgarden. Brilliant.

In case you haven’t realised yet – we don’t know how – maybe you were tired – maybe you woke up in a bunk-bed – maybe you were too busy thinking, “Crikey, it’s great about Space, isn’t it?” Hey. Whatever it was that you ‘had’ to do that made you not walk full pelt into the conclusion – that we are lying. That’s it. We’re liars. We do not think that every band that hit prominence in the late 90s, thus reinforcing the painstakingly dull ebb of a nation’s continued thrusting urgency for cheesy nostalgia, or an excuse to lift Lee Ryan’s restraining order on woodland creatures, vulnerable women and sci-fi is necessarily a good idea. Oh, and we also lied about Babylon Zoo. Sucks to be you right now.

Heather Locklear Gets 911’d To Hospital: Invariably Prescription Drug Related

January 13th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Heather Locklear? Everyone used to fancy her in the olden days didn’t they? She was the muse for many a 90s teen masturbation and, boy howdy, she was the archetypal neutron blonde.

Alas, image is always temporary and as her vanity stood firm in the face of sliding features, she looked like she was losing her mind.

And to back that up, she was taken to the hospital yesterday after a 911 call was placed from her home. Is it drugs? It’s usually drugs isn’t it?

Reviving Dead Horses, Or, Red Dwarf And The Fast Show Return

September 7th, 2011 By Kris Silver

It's official! Comedy has finally run out of new ideas for TV shows and has decided to revive comedy staples from the 90s. Hurray for progress!

It seems that, with My Family now coming to an end, we’ll all have to find something vaguely funny to show in its place?

…not that My Family was that funny to begin with mind.

New Beavis And Butthead For All You Dumbasses

July 25th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur. Cool. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh hehehehe hmngh hehehehehehe. ‘Rules. Hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur. Dumbass.

If you’re from the ’90s, then you’ll know that all articles concerning Beavis and Butthead must use the conjecture that they displayed in their excellent and often baffling MTV cartoon series.

This pair of slackers preceded the Jackass generation with a mixture of snotty rock, fondness for mindless destruction and laughing at stoopid shit. And now, they’re coming back to do it all over again.

HecklerPlay: The Afghan Whigs

August 5th, 2012 By Si Sharp

To celebrate the release of Dynamite Steps, the new album from Greg Dulli’s Twilight Singers project, hecklerspray are taking the opportunity to explain why your life is sadly incomplete without a load of albums by his previous band The Afghan Whigs who were (and this strictly between you and us) one of the best bands of the 1990s.

When the Whigs became the first non-Seattle based band to sign to (then) grunge label Sub Pop, they could so easily have faltered. They didn't arrive fully-formed like the catchy good-time garage rock of Mudhoney.

Like they did with Nirvana, what those clever clever chaps at the label saw, when they got hold of their 1988 self-released debut Big Top Halloween, was a potential that was invisible to others .

Pulp Are Reforming – Cue Misguided Notion That The ’90s Were Good

November 8th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

There’s a ’90s revival knocking around, leaving thirtysomethings to thrill about an imagined golden-period of music history… a period that comprised of bands like Echobelly, Menswear, Candy Flip and a whole host of other dreadful bands.

Basically, if you remember the ’90s without rose-tints, then you’ll know that it wasn’t that great at all. Go listen to Sleeper for proof of how rubbish the ’90s could be.

However, one of the better bands of that period are apparently getting back together and, if you can read a headline or look at a picture accompanying an article, you’ll know that the band in question is Pulp.