Articles tagged with: 90210
Hilary Duff Signs Up For Some TV Show We Don’t Watch
Remember that rumour that Hilary Duff was going to star in 90210? What a ridiculous rumour that was. Because, please. This is Hilary Duff we're talking about. Multi-millionaire singer and actress Hilary Duff. She'd never lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like 90210. That's absurd. But luckily, Hilary Duff would lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like Gossip Girl. So she has. It's great news for anyone who watches Gossip Girl and actively identifies themselves as a Hilary Duff fan. So that one creepy man must be thrilled.
Remember that rumour that Hilary Duff was going to star in 90210? What a ridiculous rumour that was. Because, please. This is Hilary Duff we're talking about. Multi-millionaire singer and actress Hilary Duff. She'd never lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like 90210. That's absurd. But luckily, Hilary Duff would lower herself enough to appear on an embarrassingly self-conscious youth-orientated CW TV show like Gossip Girl. So she has. It's great news for anyone who watches Gossip Girl and actively identifies themselves as a Hilary Duff fan. So that one creepy man must be thrilled.
Shannen Doherty Returning To Show Nobody Watches Any More
Gee, things on 90210 sure are hotting up - like last week, when that person did that thing to that person? Wow. OK, we admit it. We haven't watched any of 90210, and nobody else has either. But that's all about to change, because 90210's knight in shining armour is charging over the horizon to resurrect its ratings - that's right, Shannen Doherty is returning to the show! According to the woman herself, Shannen Doherty is set to appear in the 90210 season finale. Finally, someone with enough star power to hold down a supporting part in a 2007 made-for-TV Christmas movie. You're saved, 90210! Saved!
Gee, things on 90210 sure are hotting up - like last week, when that person did that thing to that person? Wow. OK, we admit it. We haven't watched any of 90210, and nobody else has either. But that's all about to change, because 90210's knight in shining armour is charging over the horizon to resurrect its ratings - that's right, Shannen Doherty is returning to the show! According to the woman herself, Shannen Doherty is set to appear in the 90210 season finale. Finally, someone with enough star power to hold down a supporting part in a 2007 made-for-TV Christmas movie. You're saved, 90210! Saved!
Tori Spelling Returns To 90210 Long After We All Stopped Caring
There are two major disappointments about the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off - the first one is that it's a sack of balls. The second is that there's no Tori Spelling. We'd assumed that Tori Spelling was a shoo-in to appear on 90210, what with it being the show she's most associated with and her being such a rubbish actor that she'd be grateful of the work and all. But it wasn't to be. Not until now, anyway - Tori Spelling is returning to 90210, which will be great news for the three people who watch 90210, are old enough to remember Tori Spelling and aren't recovering lobotomy patients.
There are two major disappointments about the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off - the first one is that it's a sack of balls. The second is that there's no Tori Spelling. We'd assumed that Tori Spelling was a shoo-in to appear on 90210, what with it being the show she's most associated with and her being such a rubbish actor that she'd be grateful of the work and all. But it wasn't to be. Not until now, anyway - Tori Spelling is returning to 90210, which will be great news for the three people who watch 90210, are old enough to remember Tori Spelling and aren't recovering lobotomy patients.
Phew, Shannen Doherty Didn’t Have That Fight You Didn’t Know She Didn’t Have
Despite everything we've said, alluded to or thought over the last six months, we're thrilled that Beverly Hills 90210 is coming back. Really. Why? Because new Beverly Hills 90210 makes a clean break from the past. It's banished all the pastel sweaters and pouffy hair of the old Beverly Hills 90210 and brought in a brand new team of youngsters who underline just how completely brand new the brand new Beverly Hills 90210 is. It's brand new, you know. So who's the biggest star of this super-new, bleeding-edge Beverly Hills 90210? Um, Shannen Doherty. Off the old Beverly Hills 90210. But it's not all cripplingly pointless news, because now she's famous again, Shannen Doherty gets to put the record straight about a fight she didn't have with Jennie Garth more than a decade ago. Whew!
Despite everything we've said, alluded to or thought over the last six months, we're thrilled that Beverly Hills 90210 is coming back. Really. Why? Because new Beverly Hills 90210 makes a clean break from the past. It's banished all the pastel sweaters and pouffy hair of the old Beverly Hills 90210 and brought in a brand new team of youngsters who underline just how completely brand new the brand new Beverly Hills 90210 is. It's brand new, you know. So who's the biggest star of this super-new, bleeding-edge Beverly Hills 90210? Um, Shannen Doherty. Off the old Beverly Hills 90210. But it's not all cripplingly pointless news, because now she's famous again, Shannen Doherty gets to put the record straight about a fight she didn't have with Jennie Garth more than a decade ago. Whew!
Tori Spelling Wants More Money For 90210, Turns Out Producers Don’t Want Her That Much
It must be an epic ride being Tori Spelling - living the trials, tribulations and... trials again of a Hollywood superstar. Well, it would be if she actually did anything worthwhile ever, instead of just getting knocked up and kind of lingering around, like that person at a party you kind of know but don't want to talk to but at the same time don't want to ask to leave as that would be far too rude. Even though they're standing there, people are staring and it's killing the funtime vibe - you're ruining the party, Tori Spelling. Get out. Ahem. It would seem that this is the exact attitude favoured by the execs behind the remake of Beverly Hills 90210 - imaginatively titled 90210 - who appear to have asked Tori to leave the TV party. Maybe it didn't quite happen like that, but we're trying to fit this in with quite a poorly-thought out and stretched analogy. Hush down.
It must be an epic ride being Tori Spelling - living the trials, tribulations and... trials again of a Hollywood superstar. Well, it would be if she actually did anything worthwhile ever, instead of just getting knocked up and kind of lingering around, like that person at a party you kind of know but don't want to talk to but at the same time don't want to ask to leave as that would be far too rude. Even though they're standing there, people are staring and it's killing the funtime vibe - you're ruining the party, Tori Spelling. Get out. Ahem. It would seem that this is the exact attitude favoured by the execs behind the remake of Beverly Hills 90210 - imaginatively titled 90210 - who appear to have asked Tori to leave the TV party. Maybe it didn't quite happen like that, but we're trying to fit this in with quite a poorly-thought out and stretched analogy. Hush down.
Tori Spelling Copies Alba, Has Child
It's not uncommon to see a celebrity that has suffered a downturn in their career take 'inspiration' from another, more popular personality to get their life back on track. But this has to be the worst case of copycat behaviour we've ever seen. Tori Spelling, of Beverly Hills 90210 and... errm... some shit reality TV show fame, has gone and got herself one of those baby things in what experts are calling 'clearly a rip off of Jessica Alba'. The brazen attempt to hoard some publicity is sure to backfire as members of the public lash out at Tori and her derivative behaviour.
It's not uncommon to see a celebrity that has suffered a downturn in their career take 'inspiration' from another, more popular personality to get their life back on track. But this has to be the worst case of copycat behaviour we've ever seen. Tori Spelling, of Beverly Hills 90210 and... errm... some shit reality TV show fame, has gone and got herself one of those baby things in what experts are calling 'clearly a rip off of Jessica Alba'. The brazen attempt to hoard some publicity is sure to backfire as members of the public lash out at Tori and her derivative behaviour.
