hecklerspray learns from its mistakes almost on a daily basis. For instance, that time we helped Myanmar violently suppress bald, orange protesters, we learned the rubber bullets are in the left pouch, the shiny ones are in the right. Imagine our embarrassment. We should have known which side to grab for ahead of time, but our belt looked backward in the mirror. We see ourselves in the mirror lots when we dress in riot gear - especially when the light is hitting us just so...

But next time we have to use non-lethal tactics on peaceful religious people, we'll definitely reach for the right ammo - because we learned from our mistakes. It took the flesh wounds of like 3 Burmese teenagers and upwards of 60 exploded cats, but still, we learned from that mistake.

As we should. Lindsay Lohan learns from her mistakes too. The lesson she picked up most recently is that booze-riddled driving = 84 minutes in jail. She learned that because that's exactly how much time she just got done serving for her past vehicular transgressions.