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Slash Saves Son From 80 Snakes
It's a commonly accepted semi-fact that Slash learned to play guitar after a welding accident left him stuck to his uncle's six string for almost two and a half years. It was middle school, and he just wanted classmates to think he was carrying the thing around because he wanted to. After a while, not only could he play the instrument, but he could also write with it, eat with it, and use it to point his dinky in the general direction of the urinal. His uncle hated that the most. That's how Slash got so tough. His son, though, apparently has no means of becoming such a hardened brute. After all - he can't even handle 80 or so snakes, so his dad had to kick them all out of the house.
It's a commonly accepted semi-fact that Slash learned to play guitar after a welding accident left him stuck to his uncle's six string for almost two and a half years. It was middle school, and he just wanted classmates to think he was carrying the thing around because he wanted to. After a while, not only could he play the instrument, but he could also write with it, eat with it, and use it to point his dinky in the general direction of the urinal. His uncle hated that the most. That's how Slash got so tough. His son, though, apparently has no means of becoming such a hardened brute. After all - he can't even handle 80 or so snakes, so his dad had to kick them all out of the house.
