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50 Cent Wishes He Had 50 Cents

July 19th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

50 Cent Sad times have befallen rap superstar (like 10 years ago, amirite??) 50 Cent. His name, which was once just terribly dumb, is now terribly sad as he has officially filed for bankruptcy. That’s right: 50 cent is both his rap name and his bank account balance.

As my husband so eloquently put it “Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much time in da club.” So true. 50 had been living his life like he was Puff Daddy or Jay Z. Sporting various fur coats, buying luxury cars, all of which that one hit he had in like 2003 could not pay for. He’s like the MC Hammer of the new generation. Just with less interesting pants.

50 Cent Is Bringing Attention To Those Gay Diddy Rumors

March 6th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

In the rap world, feuds are part of the territory.? Dudes get their gold chained covered dicks all twisted up, and start battling each other, throwing disses and threats, trying to still seem as hard as the guys on the streets. 50 Cent is in the middle of a whole bunch of fights, 3 of which involve P Diddy, Rick Ross, and Steve Stoute.

And now 50 has taken his next shot at the trio by going low. Real down low, if you get my drift.? Heyyyy!

Rick Ross Probably Staged a Drive-By Shooting to Look Cool

January 30th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Badass rapper and Maybach Music mastermind, Rick Ross, was the victim of an attempted drive-by shooting in the wee hours of?Monday?morning, after having?recently been the object of gang-related death?threats for a variety of ridiculous, hot-headed reasons.

The past weekend was definitely a memorable one for the Ricker. He?celebrated his 37th birthday with back-to-back parties in Atlanta and Miami, with guests including Diddy, Christina Milian, DJ Khaled, and French Montana.

50 Cent Leaks Definitely Genuine Baby Photos Of Jay Z & Beyonce’s Blue Ivy

January 11th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Trying to land the coveted first snaps of a celebrity baby is something all rags and publications fight tooth and nail for and, boy howdy! We’ve only gone and landed the first shots of Beyonce and Jay Z’s new child, Blue Ivy!

We’re as shocked as you are!

And weirdly, we’ve got 50 Cent to thank for such an honour because he leaked them to us, allowing us to share them with you. Very good of Fiddy to give us such an exclusive isn’t it? Yes it is. Wanna see?

50 Cent: Doesn’t Like His Job And Probably Going To Die Soon

January 4th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

When 50 Cent released an album called ‘Get Rich Or Die Tryin”, no-one really suspected that what he actually meant was, at some point, he’d get so bored of being a rapper that he’d just give up living.

We’re not talking about suicide here, rather, just the complete lack of will to stay alive. He’s got rich, now he’s not bothered about breathing anymore.

And 2012 has seen Fiddy talking about just that. He just wants to stop everything. He’s had enough.

50 Cent: A Big Baby When It Comes To Handling His Drink

November 2nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Big tough guy 50 Cent quit alcohol for life after becoming ‘paranoid’ during one bad experience, or so he says. We think that’s what he said. Have you heard him talk? He sounds like a deaf tractor engine when he raps.

Of course, Fiddy spent years as a drug dealer before finding fame and fortune as a rapper, but alas, he admits that he’s never been one to indulge in drugs or drink.

Because he’s a soft-git and had a bad experience. And we know exactly what happened.

Everyone Quite Pleased As 50 Cent Threatens To Withhold LP

July 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

50 Cent is an astonishing man. He’s the one who opened the door for ‘deaf rap’. No, not ‘def’. We mean ‘hard of hearing’ because, if you listen to his style, he sounds like he’s got a sock for a tongue. This paved the way for many, many tone deaf rappers.

If your skills and flow are severely limited, then the best thing to do is to court controversy.

And that is exactly what 50 Cent is doing as he’s saying he won’t release another album on Interscope and also threatening to leak Dr. Dre’s new single ‘Psycho’. And grow a proper tongue.

50 Cent Threatens To Release New Album

June 22nd, 2011 By Paul Pencott

Music lovers the world over were last Friday celebrating the news that Curtis ?50 Cent? Jackson had decided not to release his forthcoming new album ?Black Magic? due to an unspecified spat with his record company Interscope.

In a cruel reversal of fortune for anyone with ears and a brain, Jackson (we're not going to dignify the whole ?50 Cent? thing, much less ?Fiddy?) has now announced that he has ?begun to resolve? the problems so it looks like the globe will yet again be gifted with another turgid 45 minutes of monosyllabic mumbling and barely-concealed misogynism.

The big mystery is what sparked the whole thing off in the first place. We investigate…

You Haven’t Heard Of Young Buck And The Illegal Guns He May Or May Not Have Owned

March 8th, 2011 By Michael Park

Former G-Unit rapper Young Buck (pictured right) has pleaded not guilty on counts of gun possession in a Tennessee court. Unfortunately, 50 “Fifty” Cent’s former proteg? was left standing outside the court house for a full five hours as no-one in the court had any idea who he was.

You might be sitting there saying “well, I believe him”. Perhaps you’re a Justin Bieber fan and are sitting saying “I belieb him”.

At the risk of being in contempt of court in another country, the $300,000 in unpaid taxes that Young Buck is apparently too idiotic to skip the country for, should suggest that he might be just too stupid or too callous to think that having an illegal, unregistered pistol in his house might be frowned upon by the law.

Gamu Has a Record Deal! Courtesy Of Erm?50 Cent!

January 11th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Once upon a time, people would drink in pubs where there weren't fruit machines, cigarette dispensers and jukeboxes. In-between slurping pints of ale, people brought round battered guitars and embraced the now disappearing art of simply playing a tune whilst everyone else had a sing song, even if they were rubbish.

Now this format has been taken on to mass scale where people openly and happily flaunt their singing abilities in front of a panel of supposed experts and a pack of baying audience members.

The majority are appalling and no amount of insults will pop the egotistical shield they hide behind. At times, sparks of genius such as horse faced Leona Lewis and human gargoyle Susan Boyle proved otherwise. However, one starlet appeared this year called Gamu ? a young woman with a remarkable voice. Sadly she is now less known for her talent and instead used as a guide for UK immigration laws. Rock ‘n’ roll.