Sad times have befallen rap superstar (like 10 years ago, amirite??) 50 Cent. His name, which was once just terribly dumb, is now terribly sad as he has officially filed for bankruptcy. That’s right: 50 cent is both his rap name and his bank account balance.
As my husband so eloquently put it “Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much time in da club.” So true. 50 had been living his life like he was Puff Daddy or Jay Z. Sporting various fur coats, buying luxury cars, all of which that one hit he had in like 2003 could not pay for. He’s like the MC Hammer of the new generation. Just with less interesting pants.