It’s no secret that everybody wants a piece of Michael Jackson – granted the pieces people generally envision themselves having are little chunks of nose in a sandwich bag or the darker skin he used to always wear in the 80s. The latter we think would look great spread out in front of our gas-powered fireplace.
But not everybody aims to have Jackson’s skin stored somewhere in their house. No – some people would rather have his money. Take his old PR rep for instance – she’s currently suing him for 44 million dollars.

