Articles tagged with: 3d
The Final Destination – Watch Your End!
THE Final Destination FINALLY tops off a pointless trilogy of "Oh my God! I escaped death and now it wants to kill me" films and in 3D, no less. There is absolutely no change to the plot from the original three films. Four teens escape a racecourse holocaust after one of them has a vision of the catastrophe, moments before it happens.
THE Final Destination FINALLY tops off a pointless trilogy of "Oh my God! I escaped death and now it wants to kill me" films and in 3D, no less. There is absolutely no change to the plot from the original three films. Four teens escape a racecourse holocaust after one of them has a vision of the catastrophe, moments before it happens.
Next Harry Potter Film To 3D Itself All Over Your Face
The world is a dark place filled with war, famine, and way too much pesticide. Also it has that poisoned Chinese milk flowing all over the place like the mighty river of zebra blood that's always babblin' across the Serengeti. You see where we're going with this. And to top it all off JK Rowling & Co have delicately decided to push back the next Harry Potter movie a decade or something - despite us having already promised dozens of starving orphans front row seats at a November premiere. It makes it look like we've gone back on our word - and that's something we almost never don't do. What seems to be internetting about the globe as good news, however, is that the next Potter film is going to be jam packed with a marvelous 25 minutes of undeniable 3D. It's thought to look so good that when Harry stabs out the eye of that unicorn - everybody watching will duck. Now that's entertainment!
The world is a dark place filled with war, famine, and way too much pesticide. Also it has that poisoned Chinese milk flowing all over the place like the mighty river of zebra blood that's always babblin' across the Serengeti. You see where we're going with this. And to top it all off JK Rowling & Co have delicately decided to push back the next Harry Potter movie a decade or something - despite us having already promised dozens of starving orphans front row seats at a November premiere. It makes it look like we've gone back on our word - and that's something we almost never don't do. What seems to be internetting about the globe as good news, however, is that the next Potter film is going to be jam packed with a marvelous 25 minutes of undeniable 3D. It's thought to look so good that when Harry stabs out the eye of that unicorn - everybody watching will duck. Now that's entertainment!
Hanna Montana Tops Weekend Box Office… In 3D!
Well this is a first - the top movie at the weekend box office is a filmed concert, like the sort of thing Channel 4 sometimes shows on Sunday afternoons.
But it isn't any old filmed concert - it's Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour, a movie starring the ubiquitous Miley Cyrus that's only being released for one week, and even then only to people who agree to wear ridiculous 3D glasses.
And obviously by 'people' we mean 'children'. No self-respecting adult would dare to see Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour. What's that? You did? Get out.
