Michael Jackson’s dead, and there’s nothing any of us can do about it. Sure, you could moonwalk circles around what will probably be his Lincoln Monument-esque tomb, but all that’s gonna get you is a really large dead ring of grass.
The more ardent of his fans – the ones that whited out Peter, James & John from their New Testements and added in Michael, MJ & Jacko – well their religious adoration of him may not be the first. That’s right – it seems the Egyptians may have worshipped his likeness thousands of years ago.
So says a crazy looking statue, anyway.
