Hugh Hefner, Reincarnation, Paedophilia, Zeus It's got to be difficult being Hugh Hefner. A life surrounded by thousands of bouncy post-op women and actual vats of cash would be difficult for any man. On top of that he's got to keep crazy hours sneaking about at night with his secret elite paedophile organisation. They're always hiding under kids' beds and in their closets with sweaty fists tightly gripping inside-out underoos. And at his age - that's a lot of sleep he's skipping. It's probably untrue, to be quite honest. But one 'reincarnated' Greek goddess is suing him because she thinks it is.