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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on April 4, 2008 1 Comment

27 dresses creased foldedWhat’s been cheering us up and ticking us off respectively this week.

Folded:

  • 27 Dresses (featuring Katherine Heigl’s chest and an audience full of sexist males and girlie females)
  • Cheap X-Files DVDs (get them on eBay before the new film comes out on 25th July; that’s when you sell them again)
  • Michelle Ryan’s accent in Bionic Woman (awful show, but the ex-EastEnder really nailed that nasal American drawl. Deary me, all that work for nothing)

Creased:

  • Gamestation (how can a shop this overpriced still be packed out during school holidays?)
  • Brahma beer (why doesn’t this taste of bananas? It looks like it should taste of bananas)
  • Loose Women (cleavage 'milfs' occasionally featuring Jane McDonald)
  • Bionic Woman (feel sorry for the great Miguel Ferrer – he was dizzy the day he signed on for this slop)
What’s been cheering us up and ticking us off respectively this week. Folded: * 27 Dresses (featuring Katherine Heigl’s chest and an audience full of sexist males and girlie females) * Cheap X-Files DVDs (get them on eBay before the new film comes out on 25th July; that’s when you sell them again) * Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (stealthy death galore, though still an odd choice of location) * Loose Women (cleavage milfs) * Michelle Ryan’s accent in Bionic Woman (awful show, but the ex-EastEnder really nailed that nasal American drawl. Deary me, all that work for nothing) Creased: * Domino’s steak pizza (a lump of meaty cottage cheese that someone has just charged you a tenner for) * Gamestation (how can a shop this overpriced still be packed out during school holidays?) * Brahma beer (why doesn’t this taste of bananas? It looks like it should taste of bananas) * Loose Women (cleavage 'milfs' occasionally featuring Jane McDonald) * Bionic Woman (feel sorry for the great Miguel Ferrer – he was dizzy the day he signed on for this slop)

Cloverfield Punches Head Off Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage on January 21, 2008 1 Comment

Cloverfield US weekend Box Office 27 DressesCloverfield – or That Shaky Camera Film About Godzilla Punching The Heads Off Statues as it's known round here – is top of the weekend box office.

But how could it possibly not be? Ever since the Cloverfield teasers flickered into life six months ago, the movie was always going to end up topping the US weekend box office. How good is Cloverfield exactly? According to weekend box office grosses, it's 82 times better than Woody Allen's new film.

But then again we recently did a shit that was 83 times better than Woody Allen's new film, so that isn't exactly high praise.

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