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Remember The Spitzer Whore? What Does She Think About Stuff?

by Stuart Heritage on November 20, 2008 24 Comments

Kids, if you ever want to be famous, don’t forget the importance of having sex with high-ranking government officials for cash.

That’s what Ashley Dupré did, and it’s been the making of her. Since being named as the prostitute who led to the downfall of former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupré has become a megastar. She can’t even leave her house anymore without people recognising her and shouting encouraging messages like “I know you! You’re that whore!” and “Hey Little Miss Grubbyknickers! Here’s some money! Eat this!”

In fact Ashley Dupré is now so famous that she’s got her own episode of 20/20 coming up where she gets to reveal that she doesn’t feel responsible for Eliot Spitzer’s resignation, the emotions she experienced as the scandal unfolded and the way that she feels ‘connected’ to Eliot Spitzer’s wife – which we think might be code for crabs or syphilis or something, though we couldn’t say for certain.

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Kids, if you ever want to be famous, don't forget the importance of having sex with high-ranking government officials for cash. That's what Ashley Dupré did, and it's been the making of her. Since being named as the prostitute who led to the downfall of former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupré has become a megastar. She can't even leave her house anymore without people recognising her and shouting encouraging messages like "I know you! You're that whore!" and "Hey Little Miss Grubbyknickers! Here's some money! Eat this!" In fact Ashley Dupré is now so famous that she's got her own episode of 20/20 coming up where she gets to reveal that she doesn't feel responsible for Eliot Spitzer's resignation, the emotions she experienced as the scandal unfolded and the way that she feels 'connected' to Eliot Spitzer's wife - which we think might be code for crabs or syphilis or something, though we couldn't say for certain.

Christie Brinkley & Peter Cook: No, They Still Haven’t Shut Up

by Stuart Heritage on October 10, 2008 0 Comments

Despite all the endless boneheaded kerfuffle over it, Peter Cook’s big 20/20 interview about Christie Brinkley hasn’t actually been broadcast yet.

The interview is to be broadcast tonight – a fact which has got Christie Brinkley into a flap. Christie Brinkley has tried to take a restraining order out against Peter Cook because he’s due to have their children this weekend, and she’s worried that he’ll spend that entire weekend showing them his interview.

But a judge has rejected the restraining order, partly because Peter Cook plans to take the children on a trip this weekend. But what Christie Brinkley doesn’t know is that the trip is to the television department of an electrical goods store, where the children will see their father explaining what a cold-hearted witch their mother is on 50 giant HDTV screens at once, and all in crystal-clear surround sound. Eat that, Uptown Girl!

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Despite all the endless boneheaded kerfuffle over it, Peter Cook's big 20/20 interview about Christie Brinkley hasn't actually been broadcast yet. The interview is to be broadcast tonight - a fact which has got Christie Brinkley into a flap. Christie Brinkley has tried to take a restraining order out against Peter Cook because he's due to have their children this weekend, and she's worried that he'll spend that entire weekend showing them his interview. But a judge has rejected the restraining order, partly because Peter Cook plans to take the children on a trip this weekend. But what Christie Brinkley doesn't know is that the trip is to the television department of an electrical goods store, where the children will see their father explaining what a cold-hearted witch their mother is on 50 giant HDTV screens at once, and all in crystal-clear surround sound. Eat that, Uptown Girl!