Articles tagged with: 2012
2012 Pummels Weekend Box Office Into A Twisted Mess
2012 is the top movie at the weekend box office. And you don't have to be a genius to work out why. Two hours of John Cusack almost being smashed to death by falling rocks? Who wouldn't want to pay good money to see that! Oh, we're just kidding - 2012 is top of the weekend box office because it deals with the growing worry that the Mayan calendar was right and that the world will end in 2012. And it probably will. After all, the Mayans were right about men originally evolving from mud, weren't they? And about rain being a giant flying snake's dribble. Nice one Mayans, you dead idiots.
2012 is the top movie at the weekend box office. And you don't have to be a genius to work out why. Two hours of John Cusack almost being smashed to death by falling rocks? Who wouldn't want to pay good money to see that! Oh, we're just kidding - 2012 is top of the weekend box office because it deals with the growing worry that the Mayan calendar was right and that the world will end in 2012. And it probably will. After all, the Mayans were right about men originally evolving from mud, weren't they? And about rain being a giant flying snake's dribble. Nice one Mayans, you dead idiots.
Adam Lambert’s Whiny New Song Leaked Onto The Internet
A warning: if you don't like fat teenage girls with silly emo haircuts and black nail polish, stay inside during November. They'll be out in force. Not only is New Moon coming out - which, let's face it, would be bad enough by itself - but it's also when For Your Entertainment, the first album from stupid-haired screeching emo vampire American Idol loser Adam Lambert, is being released. And Adam Lambert's first single has just been leaked onto the internet. It's called Time For Miracles. So long as that miracle involves the entire internet being deleted just to stop us from hearing it, we couldn't agree more.
A warning: if you don't like fat teenage girls with silly emo haircuts and black nail polish, stay inside during November. They'll be out in force. Not only is New Moon coming out - which, let's face it, would be bad enough by itself - but it's also when For Your Entertainment, the first album from stupid-haired screeching emo vampire American Idol loser Adam Lambert, is being released. And Adam Lambert's first single has just been leaked onto the internet. It's called Time For Miracles. So long as that miracle involves the entire internet being deleted just to stop us from hearing it, we couldn't agree more.
Awesome or Off-Putting: 2012 – The World’s Last Leg
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The world's end has been predicted more times than we can count. Personally we feel that civilisation as we know it will meet its end at the hands (ironically) of a giant ostrich sometime in September. That's what our dream journal strongly seems to indicate. Others - like the ancient Mayans - had a different opinion. They think we're all going up in flames come 2012.
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The world's end has been predicted more times than we can count. Personally we feel that civilisation as we know it will meet its end at the hands (ironically) of a giant ostrich sometime in September. That's what our dream journal strongly seems to indicate. Others - like the ancient Mayans - had a different opinion. They think we're all going up in flames come 2012.
Roland Emmerich’s 2012 Trailer Finally Released!
It has been a long time coming but the highly-anticipated 2012 trailer has finally been released to the public with much critical and fan adoration. Following on from the popular trailers for Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and Godzilla, Roland Emmerich proves that nobody is directing trailers with the same panache and reckless abandon for US monuments quite like the German trailer auteur. Set in the not too distant future, the trailer for 2012 tells the story of a desperate families struggle to survive around the apocalypse. John Cusack stars as the father struggling to re-unite his broken family and save their lives from certain doom in this electrifying trailer performance.
It has been a long time coming but the highly-anticipated 2012 trailer has finally been released to the public with much critical and fan adoration. Following on from the popular trailers for Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and Godzilla, Roland Emmerich proves that nobody is directing trailers with the same panache and reckless abandon for US monuments quite like the German trailer auteur. Set in the not too distant future, the trailer for 2012 tells the story of a desperate families struggle to survive around the apocalypse. John Cusack stars as the father struggling to re-unite his broken family and save their lives from certain doom in this electrifying trailer performance.
