Comments on: Sweet Baby Moses, Is There A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape? http://www.hecklerspray.com/sweet-baby-moses-is-there-a-lindsay-lohan-sex-tape/200813141.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: McFuck http://www.hecklerspray.com/sweet-baby-moses-is-there-a-lindsay-lohan-sex-tape/200813141.php/comment-page-1#comment-413550 McFuck Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:18:54 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/sweet-baby-moses-is-there-a-lindsay-lohan-sex-tape/200813141.php#comment-413550 I was seriously considering having a wank over those shots of Lohan done up like Marilyn Monroe, but then I saw them and, fuck, she's far too fucking freckly. Plus she looks like some old prosser done up to look like Marilyn Monroe for the benefit of some mucky old Hollywood film producer. In one of his books, William Burroughs reckoned that world leaders get to see film stars act in porno movies. So, for instance, you'd get George Bush Snr whacking off to Julia Roberts performing cunnilingus on Scarlett Johannson in a posh version of 'Moms for Teens' or somesuch. What a fucking disgrace. I was seriously considering having a wank over those shots of Lohan done up like Marilyn Monroe, but then I saw them and, fuck, she’s far too fucking freckly. Plus she looks like some old prosser done up to look like Marilyn Monroe for the benefit of some mucky old Hollywood film producer.

In one of his books, William Burroughs reckoned that world leaders get to see film stars act in porno movies. So, for instance, you’d get George Bush Snr whacking off to Julia Roberts performing cunnilingus on Scarlett Johannson in a posh version of ‘Moms for Teens’ or somesuch.

What a fucking disgrace.

]]> By: mst3kster http://www.hecklerspray.com/sweet-baby-moses-is-there-a-lindsay-lohan-sex-tape/200813141.php/comment-page-1#comment-412841 mst3kster Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:08:56 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/sweet-baby-moses-is-there-a-lindsay-lohan-sex-tape/200813141.php#comment-412841 Great!! Now Dina Lohan is going to come out with a sex tape. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great!! Now Dina Lohan is going to come out with a sex tape.

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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