Don’t know what a donk is? If you’ve never come across one before then you may be set for an experience which is actually worse than chipping your own teeth out with a screwdriver.

It’s a fast paced annoying beat that is placed over a song and it doesn’t matter if the two are perfectly matched to a tee. Or are as mismatched as a blind man attempting to drive a car.

It now seems that Susan Boyle’s Britain’s Got Talent performance has been given the rubbish donk treatment.

It’s at the very start of a ten-minute mix that is supposedly done by The Streets. We’re not sure how true that it is due to the crap songs contained on the ten-minute mix but regardless of Mike Skinner’s name shoved on it, annoying children will be playing this on the bus tomorrow. All for your amusement of rubbish mobile phone speakers.

You only need to hear the first two minutes for some Susan Boyle donk action. That’s if the association with The Streets hasn’t put you off already.