Sooner or later, every human being on the planet will have starred in a reality TV show; and which one depends on their personality. Those that are hateful and clever will head for The Apprentice, while hateful and stupid people have got Big Brother.

But there’s one reality TV show that’s different, that calls for a very specific type of person. That show is Survivor, and the type of the person is the sort than can shoot a puppy with a bow and arrow. That’s what we hear, anyway, since that’s what Survivor: Thailand winner Brian Heidik did on Tuesday.