Surprise! Kris Jenner is Officially the Worst Mom Ever

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Poor Khloe Kardashian. It’s bad enough that the entire world refers to her as the ugly Kardashian sister, but imagine overhearing your own mother say you need plastic surgery when you’re only 9? In case you ever had any doubts, Kris Jenner is probably the worst mom ever.

In a recent interview with Cosmpolitan UK, Khloe talks about her shitty divorce, losing weight, moving forward with her life, and how Kris Jenner is a soul sucking demon bitch who likes to destroy her children’s self worth before they reach junior high.

In the interview, Khloe says:

Words are the most powerful weapon; they can leave scars forever. She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard [my mom Kris Jenner] telling her friend I needed a nose job. I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it. I’ve grown into my face but I’ve had makeup artists tell me, ‘You should get a nose job.’ I’m so happy that I never have.

I don’t know what’s harder to believe: the fact that a mother could be such a mega bitch about her young daughters appearnce, or the fact that a Kardashian actually didn’t get a nose job, because I always thought that getting your nose done was like getting your period or something in the Kardashian household. Everyone gets one by 16 at the latest!

Though I totally believe that Kris Jenner is just an awful, shallow cunt who wanted all her daughters to look perfect, I don’t think that was the driving force behind her wanting Khloe to get a nose job. Nope, I think the real reason was because the older she gets, the more Khloe looks related to her real father: OJ SIMPSON!

The more I look at pictures of Kris Jenner and OJ Simpson, the more I realize if you mixed them together you would totally get Khloe Kardashian! And have you seen pictures of OJ’s daughter as a little kid? HER AND KHLOE ARE IDENTICAL! So clearly, when Kris noticed this she was like “I need to get this kid a nose job before people figure this shit out!”

BOOM! Another mystery solved.

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  1. Katie says

    Poor Khloe she is by far the prettiest and in my opinion has the most talent out of the entire family!!!

  2. kellersons says

    lol shame Katie, your mom must have been another “soul sucking demon” huh :-D :-D, got older prettier sisters?

  3. LeAnn says

    They have already proven that OJ is not her father when in fact Robert is. She’s just as pretty as the others because in all reality, a shitty personality ruins a beautiful face. So she has nothing to worry about!

  4. maaaam smith says

    What the heck are they talking about. She is definitely the prettiest one of them all.

  5. justsayin says

    I don’t know why the others are getting so much attention when Khloe is the one with the best looks. Kourtney is mousey and I find nothing pretty on Kim.

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