Suri Cruise Goes To Will Smith’s Party
Then buzz it up
August 14th, 2006 at 16:30 by Stuart Heritage
For a fearsome recluse Suri Cruise doesn't half get out much - lately Suri has been busy meeting famous footballers, film stars and that woman from the rubbish sitcom about the fat bloke with the naggy wife.
But it doesn't end there because, according to reports, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have taken Suri Cruise to the birthday party of Will Smith's son Jaden, where she enjoyed a non-stop rollercoaster of a time which included not having her photo taken at all, nobody touching her at all, nobody doing baby-talk around her at all and nobody looking at her directly at all. Probably.
Tom Cruise seems to be doing everything in his power to prove to the world that Suri Cruise actually exists. Well, everything except for actually showing her to people outside of his little Scientology group, that is - we've had leaked reports of a Suri Cruise birth certificate and reports of Suri Cruise meetings from Penelope Cruz, that screeching woman from King Of Queens and Jada Pinkett Smith. Even David and Victoria Beckham were invited to see Suri Cruise which, seeing as how he doesn't even play for England any more and she's a tenth-rate former popstar, we're taking to be one of Tom Cruise's famous pisstakes.
And now, buoyed up by the confidence that only comes from knowing that official Suri Cruise photos are to be published very soon, Tom Cruise has been taking Suri Cruise out on the town to the eighth birthday party of Will Smith's son Jaden, held at an L.A roller-rink. Sadly, Tom Cruise isn't reported to have tried his hand at rollerskating - rollerskates were conspicuously the only form of transport that Tom Cruise didn't use to get to the Mission: Impossible III premiere - but the appearance of Suri Cruise did give people the chance to run over the tired old "Suri is beautiful" description that we've all heard a million times, as a source told The Sun:
"Suri is a beautiful baby with no deformities that I could see. She has gorgeous dark, curly hair and looks like Tom."
You hear that? Suri Cruise looks like Tom Cruise. She looks like him, OK? Which has probably sort of answered that nagging question youmight have had in the back of your mind since Katie Holmes got pregnant.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
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August 14th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
I could care less if I ever see what Suri Cruise looks like. Tom gets weirder by the minute and Katie just follows along like a good little air-head girlfriend. They are sickening.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
And high upon the mountain, amycakes found her teacher, for everything that ‘Susan’ says is TRUE! How hard did I laugh when I read in the article ” Suri Cruise looks like Tom Cruise. She looks like him, OK? Which has probably sort of answered that nagging question youmight have had in the back of your mind since Katie Holmes got pregnant.”
Wheee! Does anyone know how to get grape juice off a monitor? Hoo hoo!