We know we know…Stu’s gone and you don’t know what you’ll do.
You’re probably thinking of jumping in the shower with a toaster, or forcing yourself down the gullet of a large hungry fish – but know this – he’s on ‘vacation,’ or something.
Truth be told, he took some pills to make him lactate, and now he’s slowly working his way across poorest Africa – feeding all he can. We asked him before he left if he thought he’d mind the chafing, to which he clipped on his fanny-pack, looked towards the horizon and said ‘no.’
Don’t worry about him – he’ll be back Monday. Plus he brought a gun.
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haha, you said “fanny pack”