There has been a lot of uproar lately about the perky blonde teenager who makes every wrinkly balled 80 year old white Republican get an erection with her love for hunting. The hate against her has gone way beyond just PETA.
Someone decided to have a little fun at this girl’s expense, and they posted a picture of Steven Spielberg back on the set of Jurassic Park. And some assholes are now waging war against him. The internet is full of stupid, stupid people.
So if you have been living under a rock lately, some cheerleader from Texas named Kendall Jones (of course Texas) has been using her Facebook to post pictures of her hunting and killing exotic animals, instead of mediocre plates of food or selfies. Since Jones obviously doesn’t know what Facebook is for when it comes to teenage girls, the world has gotten highly upset with Kendall. There are now Anti-Kendall pages, petitions to have her hanged and shot (’cause that’s the Christian thing to do, ya’ll), and in general a lot of pissed off keyboard warriors using A LOT OF CAPSLOCK KEYS TO EXPRESS THEIR ANGER.
Some dude named Jay Branscomb felt it was unfair the way people were attacking a poor, privileged little white girl when there were also famous multi millionaires just as guilty of putting a bullet to the brain of the endangered. So he uploaded this now infamous picture of Steven Spielberg showing the world the heartless beast that he is:
Now those of you reading who aren’t full of rocks and air in your brains (otherwise known as Kardashianism) realize this isn’t real. Because you know…dinosaurs have ben extinct way longer than humans were ever even monkey hybrids. I really hate that I had to even waste a sentence explaining that, but there are thousands of death threats currently going around against Spielberg that compelled me to put that out there.
Some of the highlights include these gems:
“Disgraceful. No wonder dinosaurs became extinct. Sickos like this kill every last one of them as soon as they are discovered. He should be in prison.”
“He should be killed instead. Beautiful creature innocently living millions of years ago then this monster comes along.”
But the real winner is Penelope. She here is really, REALLY, is the epitome of a lot of what is wrong with the world today.
I really hope she doesn’t procreate.
Unless it’s with a Pterodactyl. That’d be awesome.