StuFan#1 on tip of the world!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  Look at me Im like Katy and Leon when they said ‘where in charge of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ in the film they were in titanic.  My words are ging to be to be printed by Stuart Heritage who you all know and sometimes of you like him. To thos of you who don,t (like him) and in fact you all keep goin down on him well stop it right now there is know way I will alow it in my page.  Stop keep going down on Stuart Heritage and go and find some one else to go down on all the time (like maybe a certain NCOBT!!!!!!!!! I know some of there fans reed this nudgewink nudgewink) because I tell you know there is no way he will put up with that any more (people goin down on him all the time))

It A Noise Me

So it,s winter and I,m cold and then suddenly not out of any wear my radiaters beak down (stop workinG)  I,m as cold as scotland so but lucky I started writing this thing so cheekey I’m gona use it and ask every one what is worng with my radiaters and how do I do to make them better thanks?

School Runs

My naphew who’s name is a silly one and gos to that school with a name that sounds like a sneize had these at this weakend he had court them of another person I don’t know who.  It was bad like realy bad and so bad he hand to go to the hopsital at the end.

Why can,t they make hopsitals here like these ones in america like ER and Doog HouserMD? We don’t nead to have doctor’s all like “woe look at me Im from ER but not now now I’m from movis but” in the least we could have no old men sleepin on the cheers and no shoes with wee in them?

[story by StuFan#1]

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