StuFan#1: Thoughts From My Head Strait In To Yours (Head) Thro Your Eyes
StuFan#1 on tip of the world!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Look at me Im like Katy and Leon when they said ‘where in charge of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ in the film they were in titanic. My words are ging to be to be printed by Stuart Heritage who you all know and sometimes of you like him. To thos of you who don,t (like him) and in fact you all keep goin down on him well stop it right now there is know way I will alow it in my page. Stop keep going down on Stuart Heritage and go and find some one else to go down on all the time (like maybe a certain NCOBT!!!!!!!!! I know some of there fans reed this nudgewink nudgewink) because I tell you know there is no way he will put up with that any more (people goin down on him all the time))
It A Noise Me 
So it,s winter and I,m cold and then suddenly not out of any wear my radiaters beak down (stop workinG) I,m as cold as scotland so but lucky I started writing this thing so cheekey I’m gona use it and ask every one what is worng with my radiaters and how do I do to make them better thanks?
School Runs
My naphew who’s name is a silly one and gos to that school with a name that sounds like a sneize had these at this weakend he had court them of another person I don’t know who. It was bad like realy bad and so bad he hand to go to the hopsital at the end.
Why can,t they make hopsitals here like these ones in america like ER and Doog HouserMD? We don’t nead to have doctor’s all like “woe look at me Im from ER but not now now I’m from movis but” in the least we could have no old men sleepin on the cheers and no shoes with wee in them?
[story by StuFan#1]
All you haterz better not be hatin on this article just cause StuFan#1 spelled ’snieze’ rong. Not every1 can hav a dictionary 4 a brain innit.
NE way – mad propz to StuFan#1 4 doin a blog.
Can I haz job too?
I’d ask for a job too, but I expect the manic phase to wear off soon. On the plus side that means shorter comments from me. On the minus side – I’ll have to hide all the fucking razor blades again.
(Just kidding. I have an electric shaver.)
please tell me your site got hacked. i cant believe this genius move could have been devised by a human being.
the consequences are OVER 9000!!!!!
Stufan, thank you so much for your witty and insightful comments. I would like to take issue with one point, however.
I’m pretty fucking sure Stuart (or any man for that matter) would be more than happy for people to be going down on him all the time. Well, not all people. I’m pretty fat, and have a pretty unkempt looking beard, so I’m fairly sure Stuart wouldn’t want ME going down on him….or maybe he would…either way…people going down on other people is what this great nation was built on. That and destroying 3rd world countries, and raping them of all their resources, but I think you get my point. You do, don’t you?
So in summary, good article, blow jobs from tramps rule.
OMFG awesum!!!111!!!
Five’ll get you ten this was written by Mr Davis.
I don’t know who Mr Davis is, but I thought I’d solved the StuFan#1 mystery over on the NCOBT thread.
Davies, even.
This was dumb. And weird. And incongruent with the site as a whole.
Sorry, Stabby, ’tis not my work.
Snapper – read the comments on ‘New Kids On The Block, On A Boat, Full Of The Elderly’. It’ll all make sense (ish.
OMG WTF really!? I’m as much of a fan of post-post-modernism as the next one but really? I feel I have to complain purely out of principle.
AD(D) – That’s what principles are for. Complainin’ like innit?
SF#1: I’m delited u maid the grate lepe. U R a grate leper! Congrads!
Bit miffed the moron NKOTB mob can handle a jumble, though.
So, here then are some ideas for future SF#1 posts:
New Kids Officially Tire of MILF (not) Tour
Same Kids on the Block Should Move Off it
New Kids Caught in Major Minor Corruption Ring
New Kids Confess Atheist Cult
New Kids’ Boat Trip as Fun as Death, and as Long
N- Kids Boat Trip Season in Hell Cancelled
NKOTB Officially Crap, Macca States
Heather Mills and Donnie Kid BF4E?
Peggy’s Got a Woody (Mills + Danny)
NKOTB: We Can’t Swim!!! Or Sing!!!
or the ever-popular:
89% of New Kids Fans Can’t Find Ass in 3-Way Mirror
I don’t know euclid…I figure ALL they see is ass.