We’ve just realised – Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars are both on at the same time this year.

And Len Goodman and Bruno Tonioli are judges on both shows. That’s brilliant – they’ve got to spend about three months flying backwards and forwards to America every couple of days. You know what this means – by the end of Strictly Come Dancing they’ll both be living in a mindless, timezone-free, complimentary peanut-gorged state of catatonia. Maybe one of them will even go out on the stab. We should keep an eye on this.

Anyway, here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Jodie Kidd…

Jodie Kidd – Weirdly enough, Jodie Kidd’s Strictly Come Dancing intro didn’t feature her saying “I’m probably best known for getting caught dealing cocaine by the News Of The World a couple of years ago.” Instead her intro was more about polo and golf and horses and rah rah rah rah snore. However, being 15 feet tall, Jodie Kidd already has a handicap when it comes to Strictly Come Dancing. Well, a handicap or an iron-clad excuse when she eventually buggers everything up. Anyway, Jodie Kidd’s opening Strictly Come Dancing routine was a Foxtrot to I Got The World On A String that was so completely unremarkable that it barely existed. Honestly, we could have been watching a pile of bricks or a picture of a goose instead. In fact, we might have been. That could explain our confusion, actually. Strictly Come Dancing score – 25

Tomorrow – the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Heather Small and Rachel Stevens.