Just one day to go until the next episode of Strictly Come Dancing is broadcast! We’re excited – so excited we think we might poo.

Just think – all those pretty female celebrities, and all those normal-looking female celebrities who seem to think they’re prettier than they are just because they’re famous. Dancing! On TV! It’s going to be an especially exciting episode of Strictly Come Dancing because we hear that if Jodie Kidd hurts herself, Bruce Forsyth gets to cover her with a blanket and shoot her.

Anyway, here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Andrew Castle…