Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Andrew Castle

Just one day to go until the next episode of Strictly Come Dancing is broadcast! We’re excited - so excited we think we might poo.

Just think - all those pretty female celebrities, and all those normal-looking female celebrities who seem to think they’re prettier than they are just because they’re famous. Dancing! On TV! It’s going to be an especially exciting episode of Strictly Come Dancing because we hear that if Jodie Kidd hurts herself, Bruce Forsyth gets to cover her with a blanket and shoot her.

Anyway, here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Andrew Castle…

Andrew Castle - Famously, the women from GMTV have been beyond dreadful at Strictly Come Dancing in the past, so this year it’s down to Andrew Castle to claw back some respect for the team? Who’s Andrew Castle? Why, he’s the GMTV host who’s wooden and sort of in love with himself, of course. The general consensus was that Andrew Castle would be the embarrassing dad of Strictly Come Dancing this year, and we’d love to be able to confirm or deny that for you, but we can’t. We’re afraid that Andrew’s Strictly Come Dancing partner was wearing about four scraps of spangly clingfilm during the routine and we went blind about 10 seconds in. Sorry. Strictly Come Dancing score - 23

Next week - the Strictly Come Dancing ladies! Wheeee!