Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds - This Week’s Odds To Win (Part One)

On Saturday, Gloria Hunniford was the third celebrity to be eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. Well, that’s not strictly true. The first two eliminated people were so un-famous that we wouldn’t even recognise them if they slapped our face wearing a T-shirt with "I am that woman off My Family/Holby City" on it.

But now that lovely old juddery old Gloria Hunniford has been put out of her misery, are we any closer to working out who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing?

Here are the latest betting odds to win Strictly Come Dancing, with help from Betfair.com…

Zoe Ball - Maybe Zoe Ball is getting a little too big for her boots.
She was the early favourite to win the competition, and she’s spent the
entire series swanking around like she invented dancing or something.
But this week Zoe fell off her high horse. Jiving to a rubbish Stevie
Wonder tune probably didn’t help much. "It lacked a lot of attack,"
said the judges. We wish Zoe would attack her partner, he looks like a right
git. Anyway, she’s not the favourite to win any more. SCORE - 29 -
Current odds - 12/7 (2.7)

Darren Gough - Big lardy Darren got a huge score for doing a tango
to From Russia With Love. The fat cricketer managed to contain his
punchworthy grimacing for long enough to wobble around the stage long
enough to trick the judges into thinking he knew what he was up to.
"Masculine, powerful and very strong," cooed one of the judges in such
a blatantly lecherous way that we felt we had to go and wash our hands
immediately. SCORE - 33 - Current odds - 21/2 (11.5)

Colin Jackson - Colin is the new favourite to win Strictly Come
Dancing. And why not - he’s so unbelievably competitive that he’s
prepared to look like a big stupid dickwad by dancing like a girl, so
let him win, we say. This week Colin was called to jury service, so his
Tango wasn’t very good. "It was Robocop," said one of the judges. No it
wasn’t - Robocop dancing would be ace. SCORE - 26 - Current odds - 4/3
(2.34)

Patsy Palmer - After starting the series being all whingey and
complaining of dizzy spells, Patsy seems to be getting the hang of this
dancing malarkey. Her Tango earned unanimous praise from the judges.
"Real passion; I thought they’d actually fallen for each other," one
said. SCORE - 35 - Current odds - 22/3 (8.4)

Dennis Taylor - Crazy old snookery fool Dennis Taylor must be
pinching himself to remind himself that he’s somehow still in the series. Instead of
dancing, Dennis kind of lurches around in a half-drunk, half-amputated
manner. And the judges hated it. But this week he Jived to Jailhouse
Rock and the judges all seemed to want to talk about Taylor’s cock.
Bleaurgh. SCORE - 20 - Current odds - 109/1 (110)

We’ll finish the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds round-up tomorrow, but in the meantime, check out Betfair.com to see the very latest Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for all this season’s contestants. And you’ll even get free stuff when you join up - look…

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[story by Stuart Heritage]