Yesterday we looked at the first half of this week’s Strictly Come Dancing betting odds. And by a complete fluke, the dancers we featured yesterday were the ones who look like they actually have a shot at winning Strictly Come Dancing.
That means that the Strictly Come Dancing contestants we’ll look at today are the rubbish ones, the ones who wouldn’t even dance very well if you strapped a lightning conductor to their heads and sent them barefoot puddle-splashing.
But what are their chances of winning this series of Strictly Come Dancing? Let’s take a look at part two of our betting odds to win Strictly Come Dancing, with a touch of assistance from Betfair.com…
James Martin – James Martin has already done pretty well out of
Strictly Come Dancing – mainly because he’s found himself a lovely
young dancer to do the boinky boink with. Which is just as well, as his
Viennese Waltz sucked a lot of big dog’s balls. "I didn’t like it one
bit," said one of the judges, adding that he looked a bit robotic,
possibly forgetting that robots are brilliant and TV chefs are crap.
SCORE – 29 – Current odds – 34
Will Thorp – We’ve still yet to actually watch an episode of
Casualty to see just what Will Thorp does for a day job, but we know
that in the evenings he dances like a leper. His Viennese Waltz was so
shocking that we’re going to give you a selection of comments from the
judges: "You looked like the horses in that famous beer ad," "It was
more like a polka or a drunken hoedown," "You were waltzing around like
a drunken kangaroo." SCORE – 23 – Current odds – 55
Bill Turnbull – Last week we mentioned that Bill can’t dance very
well. We didn’t that it was because he has a horrific injury – one of
his feet looks like a sockfull of afterbirth. His injury is such that
his future in the competition is at risk, but he managed to grimace
through the pain enough to win the sympathy of the judges. "It was your
best yet," they told him. SCORE – 27 - Current odds – 100
That’s all the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for this week, but in the meantime, check out Betfair.com to see the very latest Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for all this season’s contestants. And you’ll even get free stuff when you join up – look…
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
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