There are just a handful of dancers left in Strictly Come Dancing. Some of them are phenomenally good and some of them… well, some of them just aren’t.
Yesterday we detailed the betting odds of the three remaining dancers who stand at least half a chance of winning Strictly Come Dancing. Which means that today we get to take a look at the betting odds of the clodhoppers, the flappers, the donkeys and the zombies – the two contestants who couldn’t dance even if they were in a wild west saloon with an angry Mexican shooting at their feet.
Here’s part two of our betting odds to win Strictly Come Dancing, with help from Betfair.com…
Patsy Palmer – This week, Patsy Palmer’s tit fell out of her
dress during a Cha Cha Cha. Normally, this would be deemed as a good
thing, but this is Strictly Come Dancing we’re talking about – not Titty Bum Knockerflash – and the microsecond it took Patsy to pull her dress up caused her to drop all kinds of points. "If this was a shimmy competition you’d win first prize, but it’s not," one of the judges said. SCORE – 24 – Current odds – 40
James Martin – A few weeks ago, James Martin was like the cat
who got the cream. Or a TV chef who was having sexual intercourse with
his dance partner, at least. But now the dream is over, and James’s
partner is back with her old boyfriend. Despite the heartache James
must be feeling, he’s still dancing with aplomb. However, we want to
see the back of him because of all the rubbish food references that the
judges make whenever he’s around. References like "All the ingredients were there and you made the right dish," and "The master chef was a master dancer." SCORE – 32 – Current odds – 60
That’s all the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for this week, but in the meantime, check out Betfair.com to see the very latest Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for all this season’s contestants. And you’ll even get free stuff when you join up – look…
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
