Yesterday – as is the norm – saw part one of hecklerspray’s Strictly Come Dancing betting odds, but we want you to forget what you read then. Disregard it entirely. Because, you see, all of yesterday’s dancers suck a big dog’s balls.

In fact we’d go so fat as to say that if if any of yesterday’s Strictly Come Dancing contestants – Claire King, Peter Schmeichel, Matt Dawson or Carol Smillie – actually wins Strictly Come Dancing we’ll fire a rocket up our bum like that moron we read about in the news yesterday did. Well maybe not a rocket. An indoor firework perhaps. Yes, that’s what we’ll do. Now, today’s Strictly Come Dancing contestants – that’s a whole different story. This bunch is the Strictly Come Dancing A-list.

Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Ray Fearon, Emma Bunton, Louisa Lytton and Mark Ramprakash…