Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Penny Lancaster & Dominic Littlewood

Before you know it the new series of Strictly Come Dancing will be on your screens, and there's nothing you can do about it - except for maybe putting some money on Strictly Come Dancing so it's not a completely painful time.

Even though Strictly Come Dancing won't be on TV for a little while yet, the contestants have already been announced - making it the perfect time for some early pre-season Strictly Come Dancing betting odds. What's the point on betting on a show that hasn't even started yet? Well, you're going to get much better betting odds now than when the show actually begins, and also don't forget that it's not as if you're ever going to watch the titting thing anyway, so  go ahead and place a Strictly Come Dancing bet whenever you want.

Today we're looking at the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Penny Lancaster and Dominic Littlewood, with help from Paddy Power…

Penny Lancaster - Who the hell is Penny Lancaster? Not strictly a celebrity at all, Penny Lancaster is married to Rod Stewart, which at least assures us that she'll be agile enough to take part in Strictly Come Dancing thanks to years of running away from Rod's letchy old advances. You'll often see paparazzi pictures of Penny Lancaster in nightclubs when you read newspapers and celebrity magazines, but don't be fooled into thinking that this gives her an advantage on Strictly Come Dancing - we're pretty sure Penny Lancaster dances like a wounded gazelle. Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 14/1

Dominic Littlewood - Who the hell is Dominic Littlewood? Oh, you know who Dominic Littlewood is; he's that bald-headed cockney wideboy wheeler-dealer that the BBC employs to go on all its daytime TV shows to explain how to haggle for stuff. You know, the one that looks a bit like a football hooligan. Apparently Dominic Littlewood once broke his back - probably trying to sweep chimneys and eat a jellied eel at the same time, the bloody cockney - and that might hamper his chances of winning Strictly Come Dancing. Although, looking at the competition… Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 14/1

Tomorrow: Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gabby Logan. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.