OK, good news and then bad news. This is our last pre-season set of Strictly Come Dancing betting odds this year – which means you get a week off before we batter you with Strictly Come Dancing betting odds until Christmas.

But is that really so wrong? Is putting aside an hour of your time each week to witness the beautiful flowing movements of some celebrities who haven’t been on TV in half a decade such a wrong thing? Is it wrong to angrily shout at the TV each time one of the Strictly Come Dancing judges – who are trained professionals when you’re just a friendless slob eating pizza on a sofa – when they say something you disagree with? Is it so wrong to secretly copy the dance moves when nobody is looking? Well, yes it is. You people should be ashamed.

We’re rounding out our look at the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds by focusing on Matt Di Angelo, with betting odds from Paddy Power…

Matt Di Angelo - Who the hell is Matt Di Angelo? He’s that kid from EastEnders. You know, the one who wants to be Alfie Moon so badly that we’re surprised that his eyes haven’t burst from straining yet. Matt Di Angelo, we’re guessing, is the favourite to win Strictly Come Dancing because he’s young and a soap star, like Louisa Lytton from last year’s Strictly Come Dancing who, um, didn’t win the show either. From these betting odds, we get the feeling that Matt Di Angelo is one of these bratty stage-school kids who had afterclass tap lessons or something. When we were working down the market, too poor for after-school tap lessons. Damn you Matt Di Angelo! Damn you to hell! We want to be you! Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – 4/1

Next week – the inevitable X Factor betting odds begin! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.