Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Louisa Out, Who’ll Win?

Hear that sound? That's the sound of your creepy uncle that your parents don't talk about crying his eyes out because pervert-friendly teenager Louisa Lytton has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing.

Having left Eastenders, Louisa Lytton had a lot resting on Strictly Come Dancing - if she didn't win it, chances are she'd be masturbating farmyard animals on Channel Five by the end of 2007. But it wasn't to be - no amount of gratuitous booby-wiggling or frantic leg-kicking could keep either Louisa Lytton or her sleazy Italian dance partner in the competition. Still, not many people who can have 'slightly better than Jimmy Tarbuck at dancing' on their CV, can they?

Who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing, huh? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Emma Bunton and Matt Dawson…

Emma Bunton - Here's a half-baked theory we've just half-baked up: there's only so much love that the world is willing to grant The Spice Girls. As the least objectionable member of The Spice Girls, Emma Bunton sucked up all the Spice love and started Strictly Come Dancing as favourite. However, now that Mel B has been dicked around the Nutty Professor, all the Spice Girls love has gone to her, leaving Emma Bunton with none. That's the only way we can explain why - although she's been getting the highest scores of the competition - the Strictly Come Dancing viewers have been consistently dumping Emma Bunton into the bottom two these last couple of weeks. Not that she's ready to give in just yet, though - on Saturday we saw Emma Bunton both lurch around the stage like Yul Bryner from Westworld in her Tango to a Nelly Furtado tune and all but smear her vagina up her dance partner's thigh during her Rumba. The Strictly Come Dancing judges loved them both, calling Emma Bunton "Sexy" "sultry" "sensuous" and "fabulous", but you people? Not so much. Why's that? SCORES: 35 & 34 - Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 7/2

Matt Dawson - After winning the Rugby World Cup, winning Celebrity Masterchef and winning an award for not punching Ally McCoist's face in during A Question of Sport, Matt Dawson clearly has his eyes on winning Strictly Come Dancing. However, there's a problem - he's not quite as good at dancing as Mark Ramprakash or Emma Bunton. It's not that Matt isn't throwing all of his effort into Strictly Come Dancing - it's just that his routines are a bit pants. Take the Viennese Waltz that Matt Dawson performed on Saturday; it's a typically boring dance that Matt somehow made so overwhelmingly dull that we may very well have dozed off during it, with the judges adding that Matt's "top half was in Vienna, [and his] feet were in Budapest!". Matt's energy was back in full effect for his second routine - a Samba to a George Michael tune - and it was, well, sort of slightly better than his waltz was. Slightly. "I loved the rolls, but you were down on your knees quite a bit there. I'm not overwhelmed by it but I liked it." In the Strictly Come Dancing semi-finals this weekend, Matt Dawson will need to up his game to keep up with the cricketer and the Spice Girl that nobody seems to like anymore. SCORES: 29 & 32 - Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 15/8

Tomorrow - The Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Mark Ramprakash…