It’s part two of our three-day Strictly Come Dancing betting odds blow-out!

Why are we dedicating three days to Strictly Come Dancing instead of the usual two? Well, there are two reasons – firstly we want to celebrate Strictly Come Dancing’s continued ratings success against X Factor, and secondly we want to see if we can make our one joke about Bruce Forsyth being forgetful and our one joke about Tess Daly having a funny mouth stretch out for 50% longer than usual. Can we do it? Come back tomorrow and realise at the same time as us that we probably can’t.

Who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Letitia Dean, with help from Paddy Power…

Letitia Dean – Letitia Dean has developed a kind of pattern for learning her Strictly Come Dancing routines, which involves, dancing, bursting into tears because of how old she feels, giving a puffy-eyed Strictly Come Dancing VT interview and then doing quite well. That’s clearly too easy for Letitia Dean, though, which is why for Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing she decided to do all that, but also pepper it with indiscriminate vomiting. The vomiting might not have been such a great idea, though, because after a ploddy Quickstep to Walking Back to Happiness that had the Strictly Come Dancing judges telling her “There definitely wasn’t enough spring in your step – the scattered chasses were too skippity,” Letitia went off and, um, vomited. SCORE – 30

And, as anyone who’s ever been to a wedding reception or a dodgy nightclub on 50p jelly-shot night knows, the immediate post-vomit dance is never a particularly graceful affair. That was the case with Letitia Dean’s second dance – a Cha Cha Cha to Drive My Car – which, although full of full-blooded bum-waggling and booby-grinding, couldn’t have impressed the Strictly Come Dancing judges any less if she’d have stopped midway through to puke into all of their eyes and mouths. “stiff, awkward – Letitia, less is more,” they bellowed at her. SCORE -  26; Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – 40/1

Tomorrow – Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Alesha Dixon. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.