Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Kelly Brook

We’re three quarters of the way though our rattle-through of pre-season Strictly Come Dancing betting odds. Well, we’re calling it a rattle-through at least - you may have another term for it, like ’soul-destroying slog’.

Oh, we’re kidding. We mock Strictly Come Dancing because we love Strictly Come Dancing. We love everything about Strictly Come Dancing, from the way Tess Daley never quite gets the dance at the start of the show right to the way that Bruce Forsyth never gets a single one of his links even close to being right. And the dancing - oh, the dancing! Really, is there a greater thrill than watching an out-of-work actor or a popstar on the slide plodding round a stage to a Ricky Martin cover version? Is there? Because if there is, someone had better make it illegal for being too much fun. Right?

Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook, with help from Paddy Power…

Kelly Brook - Who the hell is Kelly Brook? Kelly Brook is the girl who left The Big Breakfast when it was revealed her cue-cards had to be written phonetically, but Kelly Brook sure showed them who was stupid when she jetted off to LA, snared herself a ridiculously minor actor boyfriend and then starred in a series of ever-more low-budget and hardly-watched movies, only to return to Britain and take part in a reality talent show about dancing around. Yeah! Girl power! Woo! We’re not sure if Kelly Brook will spend the duration of Strictly Come Dancing in a tiny dress with ‘I’m only here for the Dads’ emblazoned across her forehead, but we expect she’ll probably do better if she does. Current Strictly Dancing betting odds - 6/1

Tomorrow: Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Letitia Dean and Gethin Jones. But if that’s too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.