You know what we like? Strictly Come Dancing. You know what else we like? Lying about what we like in print. And Strictly Come Dancing. But mainly lying.

Unless something genuinely tragic happens before Saturday – like all the male Strictly Come Dancing contestants sharing the same tattoo needle and contracting hepatitis – this will be the last chance you’ll get to witness some female-only Strictly Come Dancing betting odds. Come Saturday Strictly Come Dancing will be a whirlwind of boys and girls all dancing together like it’s the sixties or something. A weird version of the sixties where flesh-coloured body tights are all the go and Bruce Forsyth has aged alarmingly badly, but the sixties nonetheless.

Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook and Gabby Logan, with help from Paddy Power…