You know what we like? Strictly Come Dancing. You know what else we like? Lying about what we like in print. And Strictly Come Dancing. But mainly lying.
Unless something genuinely tragic happens before Saturday – like all the male Strictly Come Dancing contestants sharing the same tattoo needle and contracting hepatitis – this will be the last chance you’ll get to witness some female-only Strictly Come Dancing betting odds. Come Saturday Strictly Come Dancing will be a whirlwind of boys and girls all dancing together like it’s the sixties or something. A weird version of the sixties where flesh-coloured body tights are all the go and Bruce Forsyth has aged alarmingly badly, but the sixties nonetheless.
Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook and Gabby Logan, with help from Paddy Power…
Kelly Brook – Word has it that all the other female Strictly Come Dancing contestants resent the way that Kelly Brook has got all the attention so far in the series, what with her being the happiest to whip her norks out for magazines and all. And if that wasn’t enough of a handicap for Kelly, she’s also been partnered with Brendan Cole – a man made of three parts grease to one part spandex who’d try to dry-hump a book of infected wounds if it got close enough to him. But, with it all to play for, Kelly Brook managed to impress everyone with her Rumba to She’s Like The Wind, getting the Strictly Come Dancing judges worked up like never before: “This was luscious, it was mouth watering. Your interpretation was right were it should have been.” Incidentally, if Kelly and Brendan haven’t had it off by Christmas we’ll awfully surprised. SCORE – 33; Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – 3/1
Gabby Logan – This whole Strictly Come Dancing husband/wife face-off between Gabby and Kenny Logan hasn’t really come to much, has it? On the one hand, you’ve got a hulking, uncomfortable-looking man who appears to have joints made of shrieking rusty metal, and on the other hand is Gabby Logan, a woman so gymnastic that she went on Blue Peter as a child because of it. Somewhat predictably Gabby’s Rumba to Things blew her husband’s previous routine out of the water, even if one of the Strictly Come Dancing judges decided to ignore all the actual dancing and instead bang on about coal like a nutrient-deficient toddler: “It should be like dancing on hot coals, but it was a bit coals to Newcastle via Leeds, but overall it was good.” Weird. SCORE – 29; Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – 5/1
Tomorrow – X Factor betting odds! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
JBollocks says
I hope you get paid for these SH.
I ‘m undecided whether I’m awestruck or sickened by your ability to keep churning out the “Come dancing” posts.
Realistically, you get paid. But it’s like watching a pimp with a gorgeous girl (or boy If that’s what you like), fascinating yet revolting.
NCK says
Is Stuart the pimp or the gorgeous girl? For what it’s worth, these odds are a main part of why I read hecklerspray
JBollocks says
Oops, no offense intended NCK.
I was thinking at the time that Stuart was the gorgeous girl (or boy) and Paddy Power was the pimp. However, on mature and sober reflection I may have got this backwards.