Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Garraway Out, Who’ll Win?
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 by Stuart Heritage
Well, the dream had to come to an end at some point - and on Saturday Kate Garraway was eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing after convincing enough of the public that she couldn't dance to save her blinking life.
Having just started to recover from the leg injury that did her in before Strictly Come Dancing began, Kate Garraway suffered a back injury in training for Saturday's Paso Doble to Somebody Told Me, meaning that the only parts of her anatomy that have come out of the show unscathed are her knockers. However, we didn't think that Kate Garraway did too badly at her routine - being in incredible pain made her scowl sexily for the first time ever and she even seemed to let loose at one point, although that could have been because she was hopped-up on enough prescription medication to break a dinosaur.
So with no more Garraway fouling everything up, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's part one of the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - for Kelly Brook, Letitia Dean and Kenny Logan - with help from Paddy Power…
Kelly Brook - These last couple of weeks have seen Kelly Brook struggle to get back into the Strictly Come Dancing running after all that rule-breaking from a few weeks back, so it was good to see that the nearest thing to a rule-break from Kelly Brook during Saturday's Jive to Johnny B Goode was Brendan Cole wearing a pair of sparkly girl-shoes and - judging by the look on his face - one of Kaplinsky's old thongs. As for the dance itself, it was clear that Kelly was enjoying herself - she kept kicking her leg out with wild abandon, like she was trying to flick away a persistent piece of dog-turd, and kept her mouth wide open throughout an expression of joy instead of the usual expression of dimness. And the Strictly Come Dancing judges loved it too, telling Kelly that "You are a very talented dancer… you did that Jive absolutely perfectly," before going on to give her an obviously less than perfect score. SCORE - 36; Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 9/2
Letitia Dean - It's becoming clear that Letitia Dean lives and dies by public opinion, so when she dances well she's happy but when she dances badly she reacts like she's watching a bunch of men in ski-masks trample babies. And since her last Strictly Come Dancing routine didn't go down well, she made rehearsals for Saturday's Foxtrot to Call Me Irresponsible look like the most traumatic experience ever. She needn't have, of course, because the dance was one of her best yet. The red-face sex leer was replaced by a weird fixed, slightly different sex leer and all in all Letitia looked a lot like a cross between a Dorothy Perkins mannequin and a creepy lifesize vinyl sex doll - which is apparently a good thing for the Foxtrot according to the Strictly Come Dancing judges, who said that it was a "Sweet, very, very stylish routine… Your shoulders were finally down Letitia. Very, very classy." SCORE - 34; Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 28/1
Kenny Logan - After last week's appallingly smooth routine, Kenny Logan was back giving the people exactly what they want on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing - a giant angry brute in a sparkly Incredible Hulk vest thudding about with absolutely no concept of rhythm whatsoever. Kenny's Strictly Come Dancing routine was a Cha Cha Cha to Billie Jean, although Thriller would have been more apt thanks to Kenny's clear resemblance to one of the undead. The rapey hip-thrusts we've come to love were back, as was a new addition: a moonwalk, although we hear that Kenny prefers it to be called the 'reverse smash'. It was impressively awful to watch - the Strictly Come Dancing judges called it "about the standard of a 7 year old in a dance class" - but at least Kenny's partner is doing her best to cover up the badness by dressing in zero clothes and dry-humping him like a maniac at any opportunity. That's the spirit. SCORE - 22; Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 50/1
Tomorrow - Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gethin Jones, John Barnes, Alesha Dixon and Matt Di Angelo. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
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