Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Can Alesha Dixon Win The Final?

We can't quite believe it, but it's the final of Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow night, as Alesha Dixon and Matt Di Angelo face off to, um, dance. And stuff.

It's an emotional time here - not just because it marks the end of Strictly Come Dancing, but because it also means we'll have to end our near-obsessive Strictly Come Dancing research on the Digital Spy forums. Whatever will we do without Strictly Come Dancing in our lives? What's that? What do you mean there's always Dance X? How dare you insult us like that! Get out! Go on, get out!

So, will Strictly Come Dancing 2007 be won by Matt Di Angelo or Alesha Dixon? Here's the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Alesha Dixon, with help from Paddy Power…

Alesha Dixon - So far throughout Strictly Come Dancing, Alesha Dixon has broken record after record. Most top scores, highest score ever, best use of dance to show an ex-husband how stupid for shtupping Javine after meeting at a Boney M-themed musical… and yet last week Alesha still found herself in the Strictly Come Dancing dance-off. So this week Alesha Dixon had it all to prove, and so she went about her Quickstep to Valerie with a ferocious amount of attack. Dressed in what seemed like a stolen wedding dress, Alesha thumped through her absurdly busy routine and made it look like the easiest thing in the world, even though if Letitia Dean tried it she'd be committed to an oxygen tent for the rest of her life. As for the Strictly Come Dancing judges, they were dumbstruck: "Alesha, you might be the last girl standing, but you look like the First Lady of dancing!" they said. SCORE - 38

Alesha's second Strictly Come Dancing dance was an Argentine Tango to I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You. Apparently the history of the Argentine Tango is about banging a bunch of whores, which meant that Alesha needed to put on an all-out display of sexuality. And she did - rubbing her bits up and down her partner like nobody's business and getting within a hair's breath of an actual tonguey snog at a couple of points. Alesha's dance made her nan - in the audience - cry, although we don't know if they we tears of happiness, sadness, sexual repulsion or what. Again, the Strictly Come Dancing judges mightily approved: "The irresistible power of subtle seduction. All the way through, it was great." SCORE - 38; Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 1/3

Next week - bugger off, it's Christmas. But next year - Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack betting odds. Can you see how happy we are about that? Can you? But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.