Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Brian Out, Dominic To Win?

Hooray for everything! Strictly Come Dancing is back on TV for another non-stop marathon of sub-minor celebrities shuffling around while Bruce Forsyth cracks a string of suspect Nazi jokes to any Italians he meets.

The first episode of Strictly Come Dancing took place on Saturday night, with an all-boy affair. Exciting, we know - because we're never happy unless there's a retired snooker player and a Blue Peter presenter garbed out in sequins wiggling around to middle of the road pop non-hits. And the first Strictly Come Dancing casualty of this series was Brian Capron - a Bob Monkhouse lookalike who his partner clearly hated with a dancing style like like a broken-spirited man in leg irons. But if Brian Capron is the past, who's the future of Strictly Come Dancing?

Here's the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Matt Di Angelo and Dominic Littlewood, with betting odds from Paddy Power… 

Matt Di Angelo - Shows like Strictly Come Dancing are usually a chance for minor soap stars to prove that they're not like the characters they portray onscreen. And that couldn't be the case more with Matt Di Angelo - in EastEnders he plays a loveable rogue but in real life he's an insufferable tit who doesn't even appear to know how to shave himself. On Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, Matt Di Angelo danced the Cha Cha Cha to Mama Told Me Not To Come, with the judges saying his routine "was exact, but it didn't sparkle." Perhaps Matt needs a partner he can fall in love with more easily, so presumably an exact clone of himself. No, actually, scrap that - Matt'd only start humping himself next to the judge's table. SCORE - 23; Strictly Come Dancing betting odds - 10/1

Dominic Littlewood - Dominic Littlewood, as if you didn't know, is the BBC daytime consumer expert - a man who's never happier than when he's haggling down already reasonably-priced goods with people who only want to make enough money to eat. Dominic Littlewood also refers to himself as a "people's champion" which should go some way to helping you understand why we think he's a tit. On Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, Dominic - dressed up as Gollum on a night out speed-dating - did a series of unpleasant Carry On-style sex faces during his Cha Cha Cha to The Shoop Shoop Song and the Strictly Come Dancing judges, rather than vaulting over their table and knifing him in the ribs, told him that "you've got personality, which is what you want in the Cha Cha Cha." It's not what we wanted. We wanted a gun. SCORE - 25; Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds -  10/1

Tomorrow - the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Willie Thorne and Gethin Jones. But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.