Love Mario Kart do you? Get a kick out of throwing bombs at meek looking tortoises do you? You sick, sick excuse for a human being. It’s appalling that you don’t feel any remorse about throwing blunt objects at people’s heads.
It’s not real is it not?
Think again, because the most amazing thing has happened! Someone has gone and made real-life Mario Karts. That’s right. Yes, it is fine to start masturbating now. There’s a video over the jump so you can see them.
If Mario Kart 7 for the Nintendo 3DS wasn’t enough for you (you spoiled shit), then check this out!
Nintendo teamed up with West Coast Customs to make REAL LIFE SIZE YOU CAN DRIVE THEM Mario Karts for the 2011 LA Auto Show.
You make recognise West Coast Customs because they’ve been on television pimping people’s rides. Sorry. Can’t remember what the show is called.
Anyway, they made two vehicles – Mario?s red kart (complete with giant exhaust and hang-glider) and Luigi?s ace Bumble V.
Even better is that one of the karts will eventually be given away to a member of GameStop?s PowerUp Rewards program.
If you know what that means, act now.