Comments on: Steven Seagal! Under Siege 3! In Space! Almost Definitely!

By: janet fake velez

janet fake velez — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:38:03 +0000

look eye would love a telepathic divorce from actor steven seagal he follows me in my dreams goverment dream spy remember my tattoos yes iam opening up next month a website eyes of a medium. this man comes in my dreams iam not a fan whats his problem pgt means polygraph test anyone that this actor follows me in my dreams and he loves putting me in a hypnotic trances and makes me masturbate. one moment eye sleep the next thing eye know he has me fingering myself. he wont stop telepathic divorce how does one person that is tewlepathic get a brain divorce frpm him rames saez is my dead father he is my witness so is moses vuku it means i love you st jude on this remark. all gods thrones never again iam going to kill u my way seagal told me that in my dreams my way, astral projection outer body expericences trancing channeling yes my mother carmen fonseca came from a voo doo occult past eye could see if he had good intentions for me but he just rapes me and tells me in my dreams he is going to hurt me its not right or fair. i have been keeping my dream jjournals my books where eye travel and eye have written down all my experinces the time the day the miniute the hour, the seconds. jolie eye hired as my spirit angelina jolie as my spirit ceo. neptune as well my ceos, he knows what iam saying . well i go to rehab monday he gets me high then sends me to rehab just remember moment of truth. nicco 1951 1952 have your fun now with me but when eye die remember judgement day. gov d spy the tattoos thats how bad he bothers me in my dreaMS EVERYTHING YOU ARE GOIN G TO READ IN MY EYES OF A MEDIUM ARE MY ASTRAL PROJECTION DREAMS. DREAM SPY OF SEAGAL SAEZ SACRED NEVER AGAIN AFTER EYE DIE OF MY CANCER

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By: DS

DS — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 02:02:49 +0000

I can’t wait to see him take on the aliens from ID4! Or will it be a Predator this time: they already fought the Alien, I don’t think they can take down Seagal, no matter how many of them there are!

By: chris

chris — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 00:43:55 +0000

i think this willbe the best one to date

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:32:40 +0000

It appears mr Segal is under many bad health problems and I bet he could not run 50 feet before a heart attack.

By: TIMOTHY ISAIS

TIMOTHY ISAIS — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 09:56:04 +0000

STEVEN SEAGAL’S MOVIES ARE KNOWN FOR BAD ACTING… I WANT TO THINK THAT HE’LL FINALLY COME OUT OF HIS SHELL WITH THIS ONE. ALOT OF HIS MOVIES NEVER MADE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN. I HOPE THIS TWISTED IDEA OF HIS WILL BE A GOOD ONE. IF NOT, I’LL JUST HAVE TO DO SOME OF THAT CHING-CHONG SHIT ON HIM.

By: you_idiots

you_idiots — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:58:18 +0000

Apparently the author doesnt realize that Segall stars, directs, publishes.. etc 4+ films a year.. thats on the side of continuing to be a many master martial arts instructor, which is what brought him to America. Oh did i forget to mention hes also been a police for 20 years(now has a reality series) and even has 2 albums.

Seagall just needs to get into politics now.. but really, hes a mans man and the real deal. Youtube some of his martial arts video’s where he really takes on 8+ targets simultaneously- thats the style of martial arts he has mastered in and still instructs: Fuck bruce lee.

By: furiouskid

furiouskid — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:34:54 +0000

Seagal was the man, but he has been shit since 1993 or so. I disagree about Under Siege 2 though, bad ass flick, lets not even compare it to real followup clunkers like diehard 2 (yeckk).

But Under siege in space………. Seagal is definitely certifiably nuts by now, but…. if this guy were to loose weight and do his own old school fight choreography, I would probably be first in line.

But Seagal loosing weight and doing his own fighting on screen is about a million to one…and the one time happened for exit wounds and since then he has became jabba again.

“one thought he was invisible the other thought he could fly” seagal bitch!

By: steven seagal

steven seagal — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:41:32 +0000

at least hes making money and is an actor unlike u lot, even if his film was shit he still got a better car and life than you have haha

By: Fox McCloud

Fox McCloud — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:36:10 +0000

Damn, this film is terrible. Corny to the max!

By: Fox McCloud

Fox McCloud — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:32:35 +0000

LMFAO! He has got to be kidding? Or are the anti-ageing [which happen to be failing miserably] pills affecting his train of thought? Aliens? What the fuck? Seagal’s last, say, 15 films have all been crap. He hasn’t matured well as an actor, he was much more animated and charismatic when he was young as is expected, but his health has clearly deteriorated badly since then. I mean really badly. In his newer batch of rubbish, low-budget films he seems lifeless and looks drowsy. He is either joking or has gone completely bonkers! What a loony! Seagal should just retire, because he’s ruining his legacy which was never anything amazing to begin with to be quite honest. This is too funny. The guy’s like 60 ffs. He whispers like a paedophile when he speaks these days too. “I aaaaamm goooing tooooo geeeet yyyooouuuu”…echo, echo. LOL….OMG I’m not superstitious, but I’m watching Mercenary For Justice for the first time and like 5 seconds after I wrote “I aaaaamm goooing tooooo geeeet yyyooouuuu” Seagal said it on-screen! LOL, nothing to it, but a bit weird. It just shows how crap the scripts are for bis films. Anyhoo, it’s embarrassing to see him like this. Seagal retirement fund. Someone open one for the poor fellow.

By: Irunlikeagirl

Irunlikeagirl — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:39:21 +0000

Steven Seagal “runs like a girl” because he uses the most effective technique. If you try to run otherwise you are either 1. Going to get caught 2. Not catch your opponent.

I bet that old man could kick your ass in less than 2 seconds.

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Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:50:15 +0000

[...] least Guttenberg isn’t as thoroughly delusional as another Steve – Seagal, who hopes to set Under Siege 3 in SPACE. Hell yes! If you already know you can’t make a good movie, go for the worst movie [...]

By: Moreblessing Mariseni

Moreblessing Mariseni — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:56:05 +0000

Keep up the good work man.Your talent let it be a blessing to others.

By: Wanghis Khan

Wanghis Khan — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:30:17 +0000

Wow, Under Siege 2 was most definitely not shit, did you miss the patented “seagal rocket” when he shoots the butcher knife out of the bad cop from james bond- licence to kill’s hand? epic. and “What are you doing?” “I’m making a bomb.” awesome.