Stella McCartney Wears Heather Mills’ Lost Leg Around Neck

When hecklerspray mocks cripples, we try to only mock the ones who can take it. For instance, its almost impossible to make blind people cry - that's why we so often move their chairs.

When it comes to amputees you have to be a touch more cautious. Although people missing fingers often enjoy a good razzing, one armed freaks can't take ridicule at all. Seriously - they cry but are very limited in their ability to wipe their tears. Stella McCartney likes mocking the handicapped too - especially the ones with but one leg. That are related to her. Sort of. By law.

It's no secret that Stella hates her former step-mom Heather Mills McCartney, and now she has designed a piece of jewellery to prove it. It's a necklace featuring a lone brilliantly shining leg. Although some might think this is an open mockery of Mills' one good lower appendage, we prefer to think of it as a tiny wearable memorial to the one she lost. Because that leg was so awesome it deserves a tribute.

Really, its a shame that's the one that had to go. 

Stella McCartney is showing signs of improvement. Now instead of wanting to murder the face off of Heather Mills McCartney, she only wants to wear Mills' severed leg around her neck. Now if we could talk her down to making a wallet out of a small portion of Heather's foot-skin instead, we'd really be moving in a positive direction.

Now to be clear, when we say 'severed leg,' we can't legally imply that Stella wants to wear Heather's actual severed leg. Although fashion like that would kill in Paris and Milan, in cities that aren't Godless such an outfit would cause the speedy drafting of multiple arrest warrants.

But that doesn't really matter because Stella wasn't going to wear the long-whithered appendage anyhow. What she did was make a one-legged necklace that mocks her big-mouthed ex-relative's handicap. The Daily Mirror has some inside info on the matter:

"[Stella] unveiled it to fashion industry insiders in Paris last month. A lot of people thought it was really edgy while others secretly thought it was out of order. It's such an obvious dig at Heather. It will cause a stir when it goes on sale."

The piece reportedly costs £300, which we hear is a pretty good price even for a real human body part. Seriously, when our Great-Great-Grandfather sold both of his kidneys to make enough money to build the entire underground railroad by himself without any help, he got £250 for the both of them. He hawked his lungs for half that, but that's because they were really full of dirt.

He was underground digging a railroad, remember?

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