EastEnders routinely inspires violence in its viewers. OK, in us. And the violence is mainly directed at our sofa, accompanied by yells of “This is so rubbish! Why is this even on? Arrrgh!”

However, sometimes this little violent whirlpool leaks out from inside our heads and ends up elsewhere, like the outside of Lacey Turner’s head.

Basically, Lacey Turner, who plays Stacey in EastEnders, got beaten up in a car park. In a supermarket car park.