‘Spray In The USA!

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June 17th, 2005 at 17:00 by 586 MEDIA

Greyhound_busBig news! hecklerspray is going on a transatlantic roadtrip to report all that is great, mediocre and terrible about the good ol’ US of A.

Along the way, we’ll be offering our opinion on bands and records from where ever we are - maybe Bruce "two fifty up the ass" Springsteen in New Jersey, for example.

It’s going to be a kind of Rolling Thunder review from city to coast, from mountain range to Hicksville, from a yard-sale to a Hooters bar.

And this is where you come in. We need to know the best clubs, the eateries with the biggest portions, the bbq shacks, the cocktail bars, the department store with the big piano that Tom Hanks jumped on in Big… anything! It’s like Holiday You Call The Shots, but with much less Kate Thornton. And that’s got to be a good thing.

If you tell us where to go, we’ll do our damnedest to get there. So far, we know we want to:

1) Ride a yellow school bus. And if it’s going to Springfield Elementary, all the better.

2) Sing the theme tune to The West Wing loudly in front of The White House.

The adventure begins on Monday, when hecklerspray arrives in Boston.

hecklerspray needs your help! What should we do and where should we go in Boston, or anywhere else in America? Leave your suggestions below.

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6 Responses to “‘Spray In The USA!”

  1. Joesus Christ Says:
    June 17th, 2005 at 5:43 pm

    Well, you could always visit the sterile but hip capitol of this once-great nation.

    And if all else fails, we in North Carolina would welcome you.

  2. DeusXM Says:
    June 18th, 2005 at 12:34 am

    Look, if you’re going to do a road trip, at least do it properly. You should travel round the US in a white Ford Transit van with copy of the Sun on the dashboard, and humorous graffiti scrawled in the muddy bits on the back and sides.

    The Yanks won’t have a clue what hit them. Can you imagine rolling up in Bumfuck, Nebraska, looking as if you’re about to spout bile about Tony Blair before pretending to do some construction work?

    Well, I’d pay to see it at least. Especially if you took a pack of Golden Virginia and a Thermos full of tea with you too.

  3. YoungGirl Says:
    June 19th, 2005 at 3:39 am

    Nice to read that :)

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    Love
    YoungGirl

  4. Dizzy Gillespie Says:
    June 20th, 2005 at 9:07 am

    Ya have to come to Austin Texas,(sorry about the President i diden’t vote for him)
    The music is great and the town is full of great people,Its not what it used to be but still come on down

  5. I live in Misery Says:
    June 22nd, 2005 at 5:39 pm

    Columbia, Missouri. No joke. Bring a new nose and a high tolerance. Funniest place in the Midwest. Great place for a horrible education and four years of debauchery. Surprisingly, not very many hicks–but the family that owns Wal Mart lives here. We can throw waterballoons at his house.

  6. Andrew Says:
    June 22nd, 2005 at 10:20 pm

    It would be interesting, I think, to head through Detroit, the Motor City that once was. Savor the post apocalyptic flair of Downtown, the mind numbing commercialism of the ever expanding suburbs. Quite a bit of the extant industrial landscape has been used as location shoots for the upccoming film The Island. Plus it’s only five hours from Chicago.

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